--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_re...@...> wrote:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@> wrote:
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_reply@> wrote:
> > >
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@> wrote:
> > > >
> > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, TurquoiseB <no_reply@> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Cool comeback. I wondered whether you'd have
> > > > > the balls to respond. Almost creative, if Ruth
> > > > > hadn't thought of it first, and if I hadn't
> > > > > springboarded off of her insight.
> > > > 
> > > > Delia had it nailed years ago on alt.m.t with her
> > > > all-purpose Barry post:
> > > > 
> > > > "Blah, blah, Judy, yada yada Judy, blah.
> > > > Yada, Judy, blah yada yada, then Judy will
> > > > blah blah yada blah, because Judy blah
> > > > blah yada, etc. But Judy blah blah, so
> > > > that Judy yada yada, as everyone can see.
> > > > But even though Judy blah, blah, yada yada,
> > > > I really don't care about Judy and Judy
> > > > is No Big Deal to me, because Judy blah blah
> > > > Judy yada yada. But I don't think about
> > > > Judy much at all, it's just that Judy blah
> > > > blah yada yada. If Judy blah blah yada blah,
> > > > then I would blah blah yada blah, but Judy
> > > > yada yada, etc. blah blah, so Judy blah blah."
> > > 
> > > Uh...Judy...have you even *noticed* that
> > > you are responding to my jabs of the last
> > > few days that you are devoid of creativity,
> > > *even in your putdowns*, by attempting to
> > > repost a putdown written by someone else?
> > 
> > You're suffering from a rather major misconception
> > here. Can you guess what it is?
> 
> Nope. Fill me in.

Actually there were two misconceptions. The first
one I address below. The other is that the point
wasn't to respond to your jabs that I am devoid
of creativity but to highlight your *obsession*
with me. You should have gotten that when I reposted
Delia's putdown.

> While you're at it, consider this.
> 
> In all honesty (and I know that will make 
> you <chortle>),

You got that right.

 I am trying to taunt you 
> into doing something "higher" here, 
> something more worthy of you.
> 
> Look at the record. You keep referring to 
> the parody I wrote of you as the Red Queen 
> in Alice In Blunderland YEARS AGO as 
> "the best thing Barry has ever written" to 
> any of our mutual forums.

Actually what I've said is that it's the best
of your satirical pieces (by a very long shot).

> Cool, I guess.
> 
> So what's the best thing YOU have ever 
> written?
> 
> Surely you can point us to it with a URL, 
> as you did with my best effort.
> 
> And if not, WHY NOT?

Because I don't obsess over the quality of my
writing; it's not what defines me.

> I'm taunting you as a weird kind of FAVOR,
> Judy. I'm hoping to taunt you into TRYING
> YOUR HAND AT CREATIVE WRITING, 
> instead of riding on the coattails of other 
> creative writers by cutting-and-pasting 
> their ideas, and their words.

Might as well quit, Barry. You taunt at scars
that never felt a wound (your first 
misconception).

I'm an *editor*. What I do here is much more
editorial than writerly. Unlike you, I don't
consider the latter "better" than the former.

As to whether I do what I do better than you
do what you do, well, that's another question,
isn't it?


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