--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "sparaig" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "sparaig" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > <snip>> And no-one asked about the old Native American tale about > Long- > > > Cock Man and Tooth-Vagina Woman... > > > > Tell us, O Sparaig, about Long-Cock Man and Tooth-Vagina woman. > > This was told at a World Fantasy Convention by an American Indian > author as a way of illustrating how censored white's views of American > Indians are (I've been told that some Indian tribes would consider this > story terribly offensive while others wouldn't blink an eye): > > Once there was a man whose cock was far too long for any woman. Any > woman who attempted to have relations with him would suffer terribly > though many tried. > > Once there was a woman whose vagina was lined with teeth, and any man > who tried to be with her would lose his manhood. > > One day both were wandering in the forest and came upon each other and > passion took them. At first, it was rather unpleasant with teeth and > bits of cock flying everywhere, but eventually, she whittled him down > to a size that she could handle and he knocked out all her teeth. > > They lived happily ever after...
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