On Sun, May 22, 2011 at 11:02 AM, authfriend <jst...@panix.com> wrote:
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote: > > > > Being a big fan of the book "When Prophecy Fails," I love > > days like today, when True Believers all over the world > > awaken to find not the Rapture they were hoping and > > praying for > > So how many "days like today" have you experienced, and > when was the most recent before this one? > > Also, just for the record, no believers awakened this > morning to find that the Rapture had not occurred. They > knew it before they went to bed last night. > > The rapture did occur for one of us, and I'm a non-believer. When I got to Heaven I asked what the Wi-Fi was like there. I was told there was no Wi-Fi. I asked how God expected me to VPN into work. No VPN. How was I supposed to read FFL? FFL is in the other place, I was told. I demanded to be returned and I was. I'm back. Here once again to watch the Punch and Judy show.
