Thanks I'll check it out!
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@...> wrote:
>
> Curtis, if you don't know it you SO have to read
> Christopher Moore's brilliant "Lamb: The Gospel
> According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal." You'd
> like Biff, and identify with him.
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "curtisdeltablues" <curtisdeltablues@>
> wrote:
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Yifu" <yifuxero@> wrote:
> > >
> > > I find it interesting that Catholics say "Holy Ghost" but
> > > Evangelicals say " The Holy Spirit". I'm not exactly sure
> > > what the role of this enigmatic Entity is - perhaps to
> > > inspire people to speak in Tongues, or play Gospel music
> > > on 12-stringed guitars. Also, I've never encountered any
> > > reports of people having visions of the "Holy Ghost".
> > > Maybe he/she prefers to stay out of the limelight.
> > >
> > > http://i1-news.softpedia-static.com/images/news2/Casper-Friendly-Ghost-Mobile-Game-for-Halloween-2.jpg
> >
> > Definitely a he because he knocked Mary leading to the most
> > ackward conversation in history:
> >
> > Old man Joseph: So you wanted to talk with me about something
> > my darling wifey?
> >
> > Mary: Yeah, you know how I keep sending you off for shaved ice
> > with honey and pickled locusts lately?
> >
> > OMJ: Yes, anything to make you happy, but it looks like some
> > of it is sticking to your ribs a bit lately.
> >
> > M: About that, I have some good news and some bad news. The
> > bad news is that I am having a baby out of wedlock and
> > disgracing you in our small busy- body town.
> >
> > OMJ: Then what is the good news?
> >
> > M: In exactly 33 years your problem will get solved.
> >
> > OMJ: Mary, please fetch me a cane rod as thick as your
> > thumb and while you are at it, fetch me that pool boy from
> > next door who has been hanging around here lately.
> >
> > And SCENE. Cut to 30 years later at the tomb of Lazerus
> >
> > Jesus: Rise Lazerus, rise from the dead!
> >
> > Mary: Nice work son, we have one more stop on the PR tour
> > and we can call it a day.
> >
> > Jesus: Not the lepers again! Hey BTW, since I have this
> > handy trick do you want me to bring back your beloved and
> > long-suffering husband Joseph, my earthly step-dad back
> > from the dead?
> >
> > M: Tracing her hand over the scars of long healed welts...
> > No I'm good.
> > Wait, now that I think of it, there was this pool boy...
>
