Little Johnnie
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son, Johnny, comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that Johnny is in there already. Johnny says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Johnny - "I have a baseball." Man - "That's nice." Johnny - "Want to buy it?" Man - "No, thanks." Johnny - "My dad's outside." Man - "OK, how much?" Johnny - "$150" Man - "Sold." In the next few weeks, it happens again that Johnny and the lover are in the closet together. Johnny - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is." Johnny - "I have a Wilson fielders glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks Johnny, "How much?" Johnny - "$350" Man - "Highway robbery. Sold." A few days later, the father says to Johnny, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch. Johnny says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my gloves." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Johnny -"$500" The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and the father makes Johnny sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. Johnny says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that again, you're in my closet now." --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" <steve.sundur@...> wrote: > > > > Okay, I'll just give you the start, and you can fill in the rest. "A > Priest and a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister were............. > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall <thomas.pall@> wrote: > > > > On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:33 PM, seventhray1 steve.sundur@...: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy Pall don't need no stinkin joke. > > > > > > > > That's Swami Tommy. And indeed I don't need no stinkin joke. A good > one > > now and then are appreciated. If anyone can help me find it, I'm > looking > > for the writeup about how God has a sense of humor (no, not just > because he > > created Alex or because there are WalMart customers). This piece goes > on > > to say that God not only loves those who take a joke but leave one as > well. > > Looked and looked, it seems to have fallen off the face of the earth. > > >
