Wow, how did you find a Jew living money joke, did you have to translate it from the German?
My favorite joke from this genre: A Priest a Rabbi and a kangaroo enter a bar. The bartender looks up and says: "What is this, some kind of a joke?" --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" <steve.sundur@...> wrote: > > > A Priest, Rabbi, and Baptist Minister were discussing their methods of > dealing with the collection needed to operate their chuches or > synagogoue. The Priest said, "I take the collection each week, draw a > circle on the ground, throw it up in the air and that which lands inside > the circle I use for the service of God and the Church, and what which > lands outside I use for my own needs". The Baptist Minister nodded and > said it was a good method, and that he also drew a circle, and threw the > collection in the air, and that part which landed outside the circle > was used for the service of God and the Church, and that which landed > inside was used for his own needs. The Rabbi, nodded, acknowledging the > validity of these methods and said he throws the collection up in the > air, and said what God needs he can keep and that which falls on the > ground he uses for his own needs. > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, merudanda <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > ...were seated next to one another in the first class section of an > > airplane. The stewardess approached them and asked what they wanted to > > drink. "I'll have a martini," said the rabbi. "How about you, sir?" > the > > stewardess asked the Baptist Minister. "You should ask me, a man of > > God, that my lips should touch alcohol? Why, I'd sooner commit > adultry!" > > The minister said indignantly. > > The Rabbi waved at stewardess, "Hold the martini! I didn't know we had > a > > choice ..." > > What the Priest said--- I forgot....you may "fill in" what you have > [:D] > > [:x] > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@ > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Okay, I'll just give you the start, and you can fill in the rest. "A > > > Priest and a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister were............. > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@ wrote: > > > > > > > > On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:33 PM, seventhray1 steve.sundur@: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tommy Pall don't need no stinkin joke. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > That's Swami Tommy. And indeed I don't need no stinkin joke. A > good > > > one > > > > now and then are appreciated. If anyone can help me find it, I'm > > > looking > > > > for the writeup about how God has a sense of humor (no, not just > > > because he > > > > created Alex or because there are WalMart customers). This piece > > goes > > > on > > > > to say that God not only loves those who take a joke but leave one > > as > > > well. > > > > Looked and looked, it seems to have fallen off the face of the > > earth. > > > > > > > > > >