ooooooohhh this one has a looong beard(too [:D] )...ooops..forgive me
Sorry --I didn't say anything
But I still would like to know what the Priest
said to the stewardess....hurry up...before Alex cut this post short or
in two or both
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" <steve.sundur@...>
wrote:
>
>
> A Priest, Rabbi, and Baptist Minister were discussing their methods of
> dealing with the collection needed to operate their chuches or
> synagogoue. The Priest said, "I take the collection each week, draw
a
> circle on the ground, throw it up in the air and that which lands
inside
> the circle I use for the service of God and the Church, and what which
> lands outside I use for my own needs". The Baptist Minister nodded
and
> said it was a good method, and that he also drew a circle, and threw
the
> collection in the air, and that part which landed outside the circle
> was used for the service of God and the Church, and that which landed
> inside was used for his own needs. The Rabbi, nodded, acknowledging
the
> validity of these methods and said he throws the collection up in the
> air, and said what God needs he can keep and that which falls on the
> ground he uses for his own needs.
>
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, merudanda no_reply@ wrote:
> >
> > ...were seated next to one another in the first class section of an
> > airplane. The stewardess approached them and asked what they wanted
to
> > drink. "I'll have a martini," said the rabbi. "How about you, sir?"
> the
> > stewardess asked the Baptist Minister. "You should ask me, a man of
> > God, that my lips should touch alcohol? Why, I'd sooner commit
> adultry!"
> > The minister said indignantly.
> > The Rabbi waved at stewardess, "Hold the martini! I didn't know we
had
> a
> > choice ..."
> > What the Priest said--- I forgot....you may "fill in" what you have
> [:D]
> > [:x]
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "seventhray1" steve.sundur@
> > wrote:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Okay, I'll just give you the start, and you can fill in the rest.
"A
> > > Priest and a Rabbi, and a Baptist Minister were.............
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Tom Pall thomas.pall@ wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On Fri, Aug 5, 2011 at 10:33 PM, seventhray1 steve.sundur@:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > Tommy Pall don't need no stinkin joke.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > That's Swami Tommy. And indeed I don't need no stinkin joke. A
> good
> > > one
> > > > now and then are appreciated. If anyone can help me find it, I'm
> > > looking
> > > > for the writeup about how God has a sense of humor (no, not just
> > > because he
> > > > created Alex or because there are WalMart customers). This piece
> > goes
> > > on
> > > > to say that God not only loves those who take a joke but leave
one
> > as
> > > well.
> > > > Looked and looked, it seems to have fallen off the face of the
> > earth.
> > > >
> > >
> >
>
