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From: curtisdeltablues <curtisdeltabl...@yahoo.com>
To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, August 20, 2011 9:43:18 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Managing an attractive young woman with large
breasts
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Bob Price <bobpriced@...> wrote:
>
> You can thank Curtis for this post.
Yeah, blame the blues guy! Nice.
***you are definitely one of my favourite posters to be found guilty with.
It is not just the fun bags giving you trouble. It is the specific hip to
waist ratio that plugs into our genetic preferences. That is what says
"fertility". The bad news for men is that chicks have a pre-programmed
shoulder to waist ratio that is highly unforgiving of an over fondness for La
Querche Prosciutto. When you lose that wedge look you don't get that
automatic head snap from the ladies anymore. This is why I perform sitting
down! I have discovered another formula that seems to be in play. If a man's
stomach protrusion is equalled by how far his wallet extends behind him, he can
still pull the hotties. This ratio seems to have been instilled later in our
evolution as a species.
When this chick smiles check out if it reachers her eyes and if they crinkle
devilishly. If they don't she is all show and no go in the sack anyway and not
worth the trouble. Just file her in the rolodex you use for chicks to think
about while banging your wife. (Yeah, I know about that.)
***What you and Turq describe as beauty makes a lot of sense to me, I’ve been
trying to find the short why to describe it.
Could it be called the “Golden Ratio?”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34482178/ns/health-skin_and_beauty/t/ideal-beauty-matter-millimeters-study-says/#.Tk_lKs3hWIA
Its been my cognition that the wallet to waist offset could be described as a
hyper ratio of 1” of wallet plastic can offset
20” of male waist line. Making 2” of plastic in wallet good for 40” of waist?
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>
>
> I’m still interested in techniques that can be employed to better manage
>
> the uncertainties of perception. The following describes; a situation that
> recently put me in great perceptual uncertainty---some of the techniques I
> might have employed to manage the uncertainty, and a request for
> other posters
> to share any technique suggestions they might want to post.
>
> The wife owns her own company and summons me to her
> office from time to time to consult for her on various commercial activities.
> Although I know she does this because of my vast experience and overall
> brilliance,
> she claims it’s to get me away from FFL posting which appears to be causing
> me tennis elbow (in both arms).
>
> My latest engagement was related to human resource considerations for a new
> hire
> and an existing staff member. Specifically, one staff member I was asked to
> help is
> an attractive young woman with noticeably large breasts. For background, this
> woman graduated
> with honours from Stanford and about 70% of the time she exceeds her managers
> expectations
> when executing tasks she has been delegated. Unfortunately, for the other
> 30% of her time she
> reverts to a Marilyn persona to distract colleagues from noticing
> her significant screw ups. Some
> may know the persona I’m describing---voice becomes childlike and body
> language screams
> “save me”. Not to digress, but I’ve often wondered why great Moms teach their
> daughters to avoid
> “wolves” but say nothing to their sons about catching the next plane out of
> town when you run into
> a damsel in distress. I can’t imagine what I could have saved being on time
> for that plane.
>
> In the case of the attractive young woman with large breasts---when I sat
> down across from her in
> her cubicle---I believe this in not uncommon with guys in this situation, I
> employed an uncertainty management
> technique by pretending I wasn’t imagining her naked while she pretended that
> my thinking was as professional as my behaviour.
> I would describe my performance as not unlike being on an MDA drip and
> pretending its not making me that happy. The end
> result was not only the normal unreliability of perception, but a mutual non
> verbal agreement to lie about what was obviously
> occurring at the time. The results are not only a type of ‘not taking the
> reality of my perceptions too seriously---what I believe is
> the essence of uncertainty in perceptions, but also the two of us performing
> what Brando described to
> Larry King as: “everyone is an actor its just that some of us get paid better
> than others for doing it.”
>
> With a desire to be more effective, I’ve considered various techniques that
> might help this type of
> uncertain perception become more manageable:
>
> 1. Looking at my shoes during the meeting.
>
> 2. Looking at her shoes during the meeting (the problem with this option was
> that it triggered thoughts of her naked with only her shoes on).
> 3. Asking her to look at my shoes during the meeting. (God know the legal
> consequences of this option)
> 4. Putting her at ease by talking about Heisenberg’s “uncertainty" principal.
> (I believe she has a science degree)
> 5. Employ Herr Edelstein’s technique of putting her at ease with an off
> colour joke.
> 6. Win her over by telling her I know Curtis.
> 7. Pretend I’m enlightened.
> 8. Tell her I used to know Robin Carson.
> 9. Tell her I have a connection in Amsterdam.
> 10. Quit the engagement because the wife is obviously trying to set me up.
>
> Any technique suggestions you feel like sharing would be appreciated.
>
> PS: For the new hire, I recommended to the wife that she hire the gay woman
> she interviewed.
> She’s by far the best candidate. When I welcomed her to the company she gave
> me firm handshake
> and the pain from my tennis elbow that shot up my arm almost put me in
> Samadhi.
> Obviously tennis elbow is no reason to give up FFL.
>
