Damn my iPhone, meant - "Bahut Khoob".
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Yogi" <raviyogi@...> wrote:
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> Babut Khoob Obbaji,
>
> You can easily distinguish between a lover like me who shows all his cards
> with the pimps(intellectuals) here who masquerade their pain, suffering,
> guilt, shame into grand sounding utopian ideals and their fascination for
> pseudo spiritual icons.
>
> I like your comparison with Radha and Krishna here. It is a beautiful
> metaphor where Krishna's beloved was Radha, he left her in Brindavan and is
> seen frolicking with Gopis, fighting wars, thoroughly indulged in the world.
>
> The story seems puzzling to many.
>
> Radha is symbolic for the beloved that Krishna has left in his innermost
> core. Though apparently engaged in the outside world he is in a perfect
> orgasmic unity with his Radha (beloved) in Brindavan (heart).
>
> You spend time in Brindavan(heart) till your relationship with Radha(beloved)
> is secure, then you can easily step out and totally indulge like Krishna.
>
> So coming to your reference to Indians, I have no issues with my beloved
> Srushti. She, like Radha let's me go out and have fun. My flings with several
> sexy women like Bhakti, Mukti, Anandi, Moksha is testament to that. All
> Srushti asks is that I be a unquestioning slave to her and have total faith
> in her, which I do.
>
> About your reference to Cougars, do you watch "How I met you mother"? There's
> a hilarious episode of Barney's trysts with a cougar.
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> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote:
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> > Achaa.
> > I am very new here and I appreciate all the posts of all the members and I
> > am happy no one has shoed me away, yet. I know nothing about anyone's
> > personal life here and I am glad for this.
> >
> > I do know about nature though. Your beloved Srusthi is all powerful and it
> > is good to kneel to her desires and controls.
> > Yet, even Radha had to squint at Krishna's delight to the Gopis.
> >
> > The cougars are a bit of a modern day challenge in LA.
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwUfP9RkRs8
> > Even Surya Yogi Bear must take note to this phenomenon as she controls the
> > universe of the greater Los Angeles area, because the picnic basket you may
> > find there, may be a decoy.
> >
> > I always give my dear Indian friends tips on American living in real life.
> > When their facebook accounts show wedding pictures, yet they post the,
> > "Looking to meet women," this will have a very adverse affect one day down
> > the road when the wife finds the cache' of her husband's profile with these
> > types of things. Even if he says he is joking. He will end up in the
> > doghouse.
> >
> >
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Yogi" <raviyogi@> wrote:
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> > > Hey ohhaheeha, thanks for the laughs and your suggestions.
> > > This is all too much for me to digest and is not usually something I
> > > worry about. My beloved Srushti (existence) takes care of all this. A
> > > little background since you are new here and might have not heard about
> > > my beloved.
> > > We have been in a really long term relationship. Earlier I would get
> > > mad, feel resentful at how she controlled me. Finally I was humbled into
> > > realizing that I really had no choice, that she was the boss and it's
> > > been beautiful since. I realize by leaving everything to Srushti I love
> > > her more, we have great sex every day several times, she is a great
> > > lover - will do anything to please me. In fact even if I forget her for
> > > few hours, she will call me or indulge in foreplay so we are in blissful
> > > orgasm again. I spend my whole day at work in sweet remembrance of her.
> > > The world looks mystical, beautiful, drunk - I don't have any time for
> > > social utopia like our in-house pain projecting liberals.
> > > So I told Srushti back in June that I would like to move to LA in June,
> > > and here I am. I have let her know that I would like to visit good
> > > nightclubs to hang out with low vibe slimeball wannabe writer types and
> > > I trust she will take care of the why, how, where, when of it. If not
> > > then that's her wish and I completely accept it.
> > >
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote:
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> > > >
> > > > Most welcome, Shri Ravi.
> > > >
> > > > I have some more unsolicited advice, if you wish to read:
> > > >
> > > > Real gold is fine to wear, bracelets, necklaces, real gold watches.
> > > > (If you say in LA, you work in Bollywood, then anything goes.)
> > > > Although you could dye your hair black and wear lots of silver.
> > > > Then the cougars will approach you, (please tell the wife I am
> > > joking.) and invite you to drape yourself across their chaise especially
> > > made for their exotic guests, but first a pen will be seductively handed
> > > to you for the nondisclosure agreement about to be handed next.
> > > > Your red string will attract too different kinds of folks, the
> > > Kaballah followers and of course the Hindu's (Also protects you from
> > > being called Mexican. Unless one works as a maid for Madonna's LA
> > > home.). But, no worries, the Weinsteins are always looking to save a
> > > buck by outsourcing to those they can trust. : ) Oh, the red string
> > > comes in handy for Border Patrol, to help with their profiling.
> > > > If you hang out near Hollywood, the usual actions are not to talk to
> > > anyone, unless you think they are somebody. If you talk to everybody,
> > > others will surely think you are somebody and you can attract some new
> > > friends. Being, as you mention on a resulting thread of the "Divine
> > > Mother Gangsta," that you are, no problem with. If you walk into a
> > > club with Cypress Hill, you may be avalanched with gurls, but not the
> > > kind you bring home to the wife or Mataji.
> > > > When approaching a club you may have been turned away from on the
> > > third trial evening, pull out those cheap gold rimmed sunglasses, put
> > > them on and grab any piece of band equipment with confidence as the
> > > night's entertainment unloads their haul on the side of the road and
> > > carry in an amp or drum.
> > > > If none of this works, try a brief cameo in a local porn movie, that
> > > could also get you into the clubs with no cover. : )
> > > >
> > > > -oh be peepa I am
> > > >
> > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Yogi" raviyogi@ wrote:
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> > > > >
> > > > > Thanks obbapeepa - all good suggestions, will get a haircut in LA,
> > > don't wear Gold no more, no worries with the biwis or bhabis.
> > > > >
> > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, obbajeeba <no_reply@> wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxD4w4GYR8A Since your persona
> > > appears Indian:
> > > > > > No disrespect meant, but, heh, if you attempt to hang out in the
> > > "best nightclubs," (Eh, why in the heck would anyone want to) you may
> > > want to get your hair done in LA. ;)
> > > > > > Plaid shirts tucked in belted polyester pants may not work either.
> > > Take the watch off too. The shiny gold watches (fake gold) and shiny
> > > cheap gold rimmed sunglasses, look funny to the younger gals in these
> > > times. If you are married, then this is not for the wife to read. lol.
> > > But of course, everyone's Bhabi is reading this. Some of the
> > > "nightclubs," pick and choose what/who is in line as to who enters.
> > > Unless you have "The aura," to strut right in, not needing to stand in
> > > line.
> > > > > > : )
> > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Yogi" <raviyogi@>
> > > wrote:
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> > > > > > > Sure will. I'm planning to periodically hang out at some of the
> > > best
> > > > > > > nightclubs in that area - we will see how it goes.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "John" <jr_esq@> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > Let us know if you see Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton in your
> > > escapades
> > > > > > > over there.
> > > > > > > >
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> > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "Ravi Yogi" raviyogi@
> > > wrote:
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > Hey Patrons of the FFL Nightclub,
> > > > > > > > > I have gotten tired of the pain projecting liberals of
> > > SF/Bayarea
> > > > > > > and
> > > > > > > > > their false icons like Dolly Lama, GandhI, MLK, Teresa and
> > > the
> > > > > > > likes. My
> > > > > > > > > fun and con only seems to stir their deep, unhealed, heavily
> > > > > > > bandaged
> > > > > > > > > wounds. So I have decided to migrate south to LA. I will be
> > > working
> > > > > > > for
> > > > > > > > > a company in the entertainment industry.
> > > > > > > > > Why LA?
> > > > > > > > > Where else would a con artist and entertainer like me be
> > > more
> > > > > > > welcome
> > > > > > > > > than Hollywood and the entertainment industry? Not to the
> > > mention
> > > > > > > the
> > > > > > > > > sheer numbers of low-vibe slimeball wannabe writer types
> > > that can be
> > > > > > > my
> > > > > > > > > future bitches (bhaktas).
> > > > > > > > > What does this mean to you?
> > > > > > > > > Lovers will not notice any slightest difference in my
> > > commitment,
> > > > > > > love,
> > > > > > > > > trust and faith in the beloved.
> > > > > > > > > The golden category of pimps(intellectuals) will continue to
> > > be
> > > > > > > attacked
> > > > > > > > > and abused randomly. However the quality of service(attacks)
> > > will be
> > > > > > > > > greatly enhanced due to the fact that I will have more
> > > experience
> > > > > > > > > dealing with low vibe slime balls in LA.
> > > > > > > > > The silver category of pimps(intellectuals) will as usual be
> > > > > > > attacked
> > > > > > > > > using the Lover Pimp scale measurements and well toned
> > > strategies
> > > > > > > such
> > > > > > > > > as Epshittamology.
> > > > > > > > > All other categories of pimps are liable to be ignored as
> > > usual.
> > > > > > > > > Good luck to me !!!!
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