As a devoted, and frankly, trembling minion, I will be enlarging, copying and framing this immediately lest I forget my duties. Oh Judy, great one, thank God someone around here is in control and will oversee all that is important and vital to my existence here. My undying gratitude and humility, I extend to you. And might I add that your description of why Barry is the way he is clears up many mysteries for me. Thank God there was a rational and understandable debriefing of what happened to him. It explains everything. Thank you, oh exalted one, once again. I am overwhelmed.
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@...> wrote: > > ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION > > This is a bulletin from the Information Office of the Others Central Command. > > As you know, the agent known as Robin escaped temporarily from the control of > the Others in early January. He was quickly reacquired through the heroic > efforts of his partner, the agent known as Judy. After undergoing > reeducation, however, Agent Robin managed to escape again toward the end of > January and is currently working with the so-called Forces of Light. > > The Others Central Command is pleased to announce that a nefarious plot > planned and led by ex-Agent Robin has been disrupted. Ex-Agent Robin was to > add to the morning coffee of an unwitting tool of the Forces of Light--known > as Barry--a powerful psychdelic formulated to enable him to cognize the > agenda of Agent Judy and reveal it to the world. A highly trained special > forces team under the command of the Others, however, surreptitiously > replaced the psychedelic with a sedative that slowed down Barry's mental > processes instead. > > Attentive observers will have noted that Barry's mental processes had already > deteriorated significantly; the sedative he was given simply enhanced that > deterioration to the point where it will be obvious to all. That in his > introduction to his "revealed truth" he characterizes it as "humorous" > fiction is the clearest possible evidence that he has lost all contact with > reality. > > The Others will continue to monitor the activities of ex-Agent Robin. Agent > Judy and her team of courageous minions will ensure the neutralization of any > of his future attempts to spread unease and fear, through Barry or any of the > other tools of the Forces of Light. > > The Others are in control. They always have been and always will be. > Everything is proceeding according to The Plan. > > This concludes the bulletin from the Information Office of the Others Central > Command. > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > [ The following is a cognition on my part, a "revealed truth" conveyed > > to me psychically following a particularly deep morning meditation and a > > good cup of coffee at a local cafe. As such it should be regarded the > > same way ALL purported "cognitions" or "revealed truths" should be > > regarded -- as fiction. Attempts to construe it as more than humorous > > fiction should be laughed at as the Drama Queenery they are. - Turq ] > > > > DUTIES OF A FAITHFUL MINION ON FAIRFIELD LIFE > > > > by Judy Stein > > > > This message, conveyed in all humility to my faithful minions on FFL, > > should be considered a set of guidelines as to what your duties *as* a > > minion consist of. It is not an exhaustive list, and I may later berate > > you publicly if you fail to adhere to other unstated duties, but these > > are pretty much the baseline. If you wish to remain a Minion In Good > > Standing, you *have* to adhere to the following guidelines: > > > > 1. Your primary duty is to, every time you notice that the main topics > > of discussion on FFL have strayed away from The Topic, to reintroduce > > it, and thus restore balance to the universe. > > > > 2. The Topic, of course, is criticism of Barry, Curtis, Vaj, Sal, or > > other designated sinners on my Enemies List. DO NOT ALLOW conversations > > on FFL to stray for very long into other areas, such as <spit> > > enlightenment, meditation, compassion, or other things that some would > > have you believe are "spiritual." The ONLY viable topic on the forum > > should be The Topic. > > > > 3. Your purpose as a minion is to keep The Topic alive here, *so that I > > don't have to be perceived as the only one doing so*. > > > > 4. The way this works (as revealed to me by the Laws Of Nature, of which > > I am a direct channel) is that if criticisms of Barry, Curtis, Vaj, Sal > > and other Enemies die down or are allowed to wane, Nature will be really > > upset. Real wrath of God stuff. We (you) cannot allow this to happen, > > and risk an apocalyptic meltdown. > > > > 5. Naturally I, as your leader, will do everything I can to restart The > > Topic myself. But it is important that I not be perceived as the *only* > > person doing this, because people might begin to think of me as > > possessed or obsessive, instead of the humble representative of Cosmic > > Truth I am. Therefore I count on you to be my shills, and pre-criticize > > these evildoers for me. Then I can "pile on" to what you say, and > > pretend that I am merely replying to an argument that someone else has > > started, and that I am not the instigator of the argument. > > > > 6. Acceptable subcategories of The Topic that you should reintroduce > > from time to time are discussions of Robin, Ravi, Jim, Bob Price, and > > any incident I've made a Big Deal of in the past in order to invoke the > > holy deities of Drama Queenery and associate them with the primary focus > > of The Topic -- Barry, Curtis, Vaj, and Sal and how evil they are. > > > > 7. It is NOT necessary for you to call Barry, Curtis, Vaj, Sal and other > > Enemies "liars" or "misogynists" or "bullies" or all the other things we > > know that they are; I will do that. And frankly, I don't trust you to > > diss them all that much. You're not all that smart; leave the heavy > > lifting to me. Your job is just to bring The Topic up again -- if > > possible several times every week -- so that I can then chime in and rag > > on these Enemies, delivering some devastating zinger to "get" them, > > while pretending that it wasn't me who restarted the argument. > > > > I hope we're clear on this. Now get back to work. > > > > :-) > > >
