I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I won't do it again. Give me one more chance, I won't let you down. (I did notice that extra 'o' in there and was a little shocked that the Great Judy made a typo, but I am sure it was just in the divine order of things for that to have occurred so all is well.)
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@...> wrote: > > P.S.: And stop that silly trembling. It won't gain you > any points, and I'm still recovering from the strain of > foiling the move on Barry. I don't need to expend any > more energy soothing hysterical twits. > > BTW, that should be "amply" below, not "amploy." See > what happens when I'm pushed beyond my endurance? > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@> wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > As a devoted, and frankly, trembling minion, I will be enlarging, > > > copying and framing this immediately lest I forget my duties. Oh > > > Judy, great one, thank God someone around here is in control and > > > will oversee all that is important and vital to my existence here. > > > My undying gratitude and humility, I extend to you. And might I > > > add that your description of why Barry is the way he is clears up > > > many mysteries for me. Thank God there was a rational and > > > understandable debriefing of what happened to him. It explains > > > everything. Thank you, oh exalted one, once again. I am > > > overwhelmed. > > > > Minion AWB, the Others assure me your loyalty will be > > amploy rewarded. > > > > But please, don't overdo it. I am but a lowly contract > > agent of the Exalted One. (As was Robin, by the way, > > before his inflated self-regard led him to imagine he > > was capable of leading an effective coup for the Forces > > of Light. He could talk up a storm, but his > > organizational abilities were pitifully inadequate. > > When he was my partner, I had to spell out his duties > > step by painful step. Why, I remember one time-- But no, > > I mustn't go there. The Others are well rid of him; > > let's leave it at that. Psychedelics in Barry's > > *coffee*?? Please. How jejune.) > > > > Where was I? Oh, yes, you may regard me with admiration, > > Minion AWB, and of course observe strict obedience to my > > instructions, but reverence and abject groveling are to > > be accorded only to the Others and their leader, the > > Exalted One. > > > > Bottom line, let's keep the Drama Queenery to a minimum > > around here, 'mkay? I don't want the Others on my back > > again if I can possibly help it. And if you know what's > > good for you, you don't want them on my back either. I'm > > forgiving, but I'm no patsy, and I am in possession of > > resources you would prefer not to find out about, I > > guarantee you. > > > > Thanks for your anticipated cooperation. > > > > Agent Judy to Minion AWB, over and out. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@> wrote: > > > > > > > > ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION > > > > > > > > This is a bulletin from the Information Office of the Others Central > > > > Command. > > > > > > > > As you know, the agent known as Robin escaped temporarily from the > > > > control of the Others in early January. He was quickly reacquired > > > > through the heroic efforts of his partner, the agent known as Judy. > > > > After undergoing reeducation, however, Agent Robin managed to escape > > > > again toward the end of January and is currently working with the > > > > so-called Forces of Light. > > > > > > > > The Others Central Command is pleased to announce that a nefarious plot > > > > planned and led by ex-Agent Robin has been disrupted. Ex-Agent Robin > > > > was to add to the morning coffee of an unwitting tool of the Forces of > > > > Light--known as Barry--a powerful psychdelic formulated to enable him > > > > to cognize the agenda of Agent Judy and reveal it to the world. A > > > > highly trained special forces team under the command of the Others, > > > > however, surreptitiously replaced the psychedelic with a sedative that > > > > slowed down Barry's mental processes instead. > > > > > > > > Attentive observers will have noted that Barry's mental processes had > > > > already deteriorated significantly; the sedative he was given simply > > > > enhanced that deterioration to the point where it will be obvious to > > > > all. That in his introduction to his "revealed truth" he characterizes > > > > it as "humorous" fiction is the clearest possible evidence that he has > > > > lost all contact with reality. > > > > > > > > The Others will continue to monitor the activities of ex-Agent Robin. > > > > Agent Judy and her team of courageous minions will ensure the > > > > neutralization of any of his future attempts to spread unease and fear, > > > > through Barry or any of the other tools of the Forces of Light. > > > > > > > > The Others are in control. They always have been and always will be. > > > > Everything is proceeding according to The Plan. > > > > > > > > This concludes the bulletin from the Information Office of the Others > > > > Central Command. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > [ The following is a cognition on my part, a "revealed truth" conveyed > > > > > to me psychically following a particularly deep morning meditation > > > > > and a > > > > > good cup of coffee at a local cafe. As such it should be regarded the > > > > > same way ALL purported "cognitions" or "revealed truths" should be > > > > > regarded -- as fiction. Attempts to construe it as more than humorous > > > > > fiction should be laughed at as the Drama Queenery they are. - Turq ] > > > > > > > > > > DUTIES OF A FAITHFUL MINION ON FAIRFIELD LIFE > > > > > > > > > > by Judy Stein > > > > > > > > > > This message, conveyed in all humility to my faithful minions on FFL, > > > > > should be considered a set of guidelines as to what your duties *as* a > > > > > minion consist of. It is not an exhaustive list, and I may later > > > > > berate > > > > > you publicly if you fail to adhere to other unstated duties, but these > > > > > are pretty much the baseline. If you wish to remain a Minion In Good > > > > > Standing, you *have* to adhere to the following guidelines: > > > > > > > > > > 1. Your primary duty is to, every time you notice that the main topics > > > > > of discussion on FFL have strayed away from The Topic, to reintroduce > > > > > it, and thus restore balance to the universe. > > > > > > > > > > 2. The Topic, of course, is criticism of Barry, Curtis, Vaj, Sal, or > > > > > other designated sinners on my Enemies List. DO NOT ALLOW > > > > > conversations > > > > > on FFL to stray for very long into other areas, such as <spit> > > > > > enlightenment, meditation, compassion, or other things that some would > > > > > have you believe are "spiritual." The ONLY viable topic on the forum > > > > > should be The Topic. > > > > > > > > > > 3. Your purpose as a minion is to keep The Topic alive here, *so that > > > > > I > > > > > don't have to be perceived as the only one doing so*. > > > > > > > > > > 4. The way this works (as revealed to me by the Laws Of Nature, of > > > > > which > > > > > I am a direct channel) is that if criticisms of Barry, Curtis, Vaj, > > > > > Sal > > > > > and other Enemies die down or are allowed to wane, Nature will be > > > > > really > > > > > upset. Real wrath of God stuff. We (you) cannot allow this to happen, > > > > > and risk an apocalyptic meltdown. > > > > > > > > > > 5. Naturally I, as your leader, will do everything I can to restart > > > > > The > > > > > Topic myself. But it is important that I not be perceived as the > > > > > *only* > > > > > person doing this, because people might begin to think of me as > > > > > possessed or obsessive, instead of the humble representative of Cosmic > > > > > Truth I am. Therefore I count on you to be my shills, and > > > > > pre-criticize > > > > > these evildoers for me. Then I can "pile on" to what you say, and > > > > > pretend that I am merely replying to an argument that someone else has > > > > > started, and that I am not the instigator of the argument. > > > > > > > > > > 6. Acceptable subcategories of The Topic that you should reintroduce > > > > > from time to time are discussions of Robin, Ravi, Jim, Bob Price, and > > > > > any incident I've made a Big Deal of in the past in order to invoke > > > > > the > > > > > holy deities of Drama Queenery and associate them with the primary > > > > > focus > > > > > of The Topic -- Barry, Curtis, Vaj, and Sal and how evil they are. > > > > > > > > > > 7. It is NOT necessary for you to call Barry, Curtis, Vaj, Sal and > > > > > other > > > > > Enemies "liars" or "misogynists" or "bullies" or all the other things > > > > > we > > > > > know that they are; I will do that. And frankly, I don't trust you to > > > > > diss them all that much. You're not all that smart; leave the heavy > > > > > lifting to me. Your job is just to bring The Topic up again -- if > > > > > possible several times every week -- so that I can then chime in and > > > > > rag > > > > > on these Enemies, delivering some devastating zinger to "get" them, > > > > > while pretending that it wasn't me who restarted the argument. > > > > > > > > > > I hope we're clear on this. Now get back to work. > > > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
