Let us hope that Agent Judy switches out her pina colada for a mango lassie. I am looking into hiring a group to serenade her with some soothing bhajans. After all, we're doing our best here to "keep the faith."
________________________________ From: awoelflebater <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com Sent: Monday, March 19, 2012 1:21 PM Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Narcissism Tests and their relationship to Drama Queen Tests God, does that woman never sleep? Er, I mean, absolutely, on it. (Glad my score on the quiz was over the moon, otherwise how would I deal with this despot?) Speaking of which, I am sure that pool boy has found her ass, no problem locating that thing the size of the Rock of Gibraltar. (Did I say that? Wait, I hear voices in my head, it must be something to do with that implanted headset, I'm picking up subtle thought vibrations from somewhere.) --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@...> wrote: > > <sound of cracking whip> > > <Ex-Agent Judy's voice is heard blasting through the minions' implanted > earpieces> > > GET ON IT, MINIONS! > > This ain't a ladies' lunch, you know. You're in the Big Time > now. I may be sitting on the beach drinking a pina colada, > but I've earned it. Don't think just because you can't see > me that I can't see you. I left Agent AWB in charge, and > already she's falling down on the job. Minion RDog, Minion > Em, snap to it. I'll let it slide this time, but there > better not be a next time, if you take my meaning. > > With 30 Narcissism Points, I'm not about to let three dumb > lazy broads too ditzy to find their butts with both hands > ruin my vacation. > > Pool boy! Where's my refill?? <muttering> You just can't > get decent help any more, even on a damn island... > > <loud click> > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > Oh my God, here I was lounging around, enjoying myself and I was supposed > > to be minding the minions. OK you slouches, get to work. I don't want Judy > > on my back if and when she returns as head honcho. Let's see, Raunchy find > > another quiz we can do in our spare time and Em, pick up the martini > > glasses for later. Over and out. > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@> wrote: > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Oh goodness...the expression on her face! :)  Well, Agent Judy is in > > > > the lead so far with a seemingly less stodgy and balanced score - hence > > > > the reason we bow down to her and thank her gratefully for her sense of > > > > humor and all the good work she does without asking for much, really.  > > > > > > > > > > Mark my words, there are hidden charges she'll collect for her service > > > one day. There ain't no free lunch for minions. Poor Barry thought he > > > would be rid of her when she bolted for the Azores and left agent Ann > > > holding the bag. The minions were doing just fine without her. > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > From: raunchydog <raunchydog@> > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > Sent: Sunday, March 18, 2012 10:51 PM > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Narcissism Tests and their relationship to > > > > Drama Queen Tests > > > > > > > > > > > >  > > > > I scored a 2. I gotta get out more. The older I get the less inclined I > > > > am to schmooze. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_n9yFlDImg > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Hmmm... > > > > > > > > > > I scored a 3.  That's actually kinda pathetic; I definitely need > > > > > to think more of myself.  > > > > > > > > > > Barry, I did the test for your internet personality and only what I > > > > > know and perceive of it in the limited time I've been here.  I > > > > > scored you at 21, giving you the benefit of the doubt that you don't > > > > > like to look at yourself in the mirror and that you don't want to > > > > > rule the world, and a few other things I had no idea about. > > > > > > > > > > Hmmmm....glad that your own personal assessment of yourself is so far > > > > > from my perceived assessment!  No hard feelings. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > From: Jason <jedi_spock@> > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > > Sent: Sunday, March 18, 2012 2:02 AM > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Narcissism Tests and their relationship > > > > > to Drama Queen Tests > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Given the article I reposted in this thread, about > > > > > > the prevalence of narcissism in online chat forums > > > > > > such as Facebook, and given recent discussions here > > > > > > of Drama Queens their possible relationship to both > > > > > > BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) and HPD > > > > > > (Histrionic Personality Disorder), I was curious as > > > > > > to whether the NPI test mentioned in this article > > > > > > might in fact be the equivalent of a Drama Queen Test. > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked up what the test measures and found this > > > > > > description: > > > > > > > > > > > > The Narcissistic Personality Inventory (NPI) is a widely > > > > > > used measure of narcissism. Four studies provided support > > > > > > for a three-factor model consisting of the dimensions of > > > > > > Leadership/Authority, Grandiose Exhibitionism, and > > > > > > Entitlement/Exploitativeness. The Leadership/Authority > > > > > > dimension was generally linked to adaptive outcomes > > > > > > whereas the other two dimensions, particularly > > > > > > Entitlement/Exploitativeness, were generally linked > > > > > > to maladaptive outcomes. > > > > > > > > > > > > I found one such test online (almost certainly a shorter > > > > > > and less accurate version than the full NPI, since it > > > > > > took only a couple of minutes to complete) and decided > > > > > > to take it. My scores are below. I'd be interested to > > > > > > see how others on this forum score. > > > > > > > > > > > > But to be perfectly honest, I would expect that the posters > > > > > > most of us expect to score highly on the GE and EE scales > > > > > > won't share their scores with us. :-) > > > > > > > > > > > > http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/narcissistic.htm > > > > > > <http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/narcissistic.htm%20> > > > > > > > > > > --- turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > My score: > > > > > > > > > > > > Your Total: 4 > > > > > > > > > > > > Between 12 and 15 is average. > > > > > > Celebrities often score closer to 18. > > > > > > Narcissists score over 20. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry scored = 4 > > > > > > > > > > I scored = 16 > > > > > > > > > > I wonder what does this mean? > > > > > > > > > > --- turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's how you rated on the seven component traits > > > > > > of narcissism: > > > > > > > > > > > > Narcissistic Trait > > > > > > Authority: 1.00 > > > > > > Self-Sufficiency: 1.00 > > > > > > Superiority: 0.00 > > > > > > Exhibitionism: 0.00 > > > > > > Exploitativeness: 2.00 > > > > > > Vanity: 0.00 > > > > > > Entitlement: 0.00 > > > > > > > > > > > > Below you will find a brief interpretation of each > > > > > > narcissism trait and what your score relative to that > > > > > > trait may indicate about you. > > > > > > > > > > > > Authority > > > > > > > > > > > > Authority refers to a person's leadership skills and > > > > > > power. People who score higher on authority like to > > > > > > be in charge and gain power, often for power's sake > > > > > > alone. > > > > > > > > > > > > Self-Sufficiency > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to how self-sufficient a person is, > > > > > > that is, how much you rely on others versus your own > > > > > > abilities to meet your needs in life. > > > > > > > > > > > > Superiority > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to whether a person feels they are > > > > > > more superior than those around them. > > > > > > > > > > > > Exhibitionism > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to a person's need to be the center > > > > > > of attention, and willingness to ensure they are the > > > > > > center of attention (even at the expense of others' > > > > > > needs). > > > > > > > > > > > > Exploitativeness > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to how willing you are to exploit > > > > > > others in order to meet your own needs or goals. > > > > > > > > > > > > Vanity > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to a person's vanity, or their belief > > > > > > in one's own superior abilities and attractiveness > > > > > > compared to others. > > > > > > > > > > > > Entitlement > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to the expectation and amount of > > > > > > entitlement a person has in their lives, that is, > > > > > > unreasonable expectations of especially favorable > > > > > > treatment or automatic compliance with one's expectations. > > > > > > People who score higher on this trait generally have a > > > > > > greater expectation of entitlement, while those who > > > > > > score lower expect little from others or life. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
