Ravi, eh? (Said in my best Canadian accent.) I knew something had to be up down there (no pun intended). She sounded so self-satisfied I couldn't believe there was someone else involved. I saw pictures of that guy Ravi. Many of you were a little smitten I noticed by your comments. But enough of that, on to more serious matters.
Judy in dominatrix attire. That is just over the top. The leather, the whips, the implements of bondage, of course, it all makes so much sense now. What a force to contend with, the intellectual fortitude, the warrior stance and now, the outfit! It is beyond imagination. But I take your word for it agent Raunch. It would be a sight to behold. And the Coppertone as well. Getting men to fight is Judy's forte I've noticed, but it is not usually over her. Thank God you have updated the technology. I watched the self-destructing film you recommended. I felt like I was playing a part in "I Spy" and of course I was Robert Culp in my imagination. Heady, as you say. I have received an undercover message from Obbajeeba, she wants to join. I think we should welcome her. I don't think Judy can handle Ravi all alone, whip or no whip, so we need all the help we can get. Over and out. --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@...> wrote: > > Fear no retribution Agent Ann. I have photos of the Rock of Gibraltar. It's > really big. Agent Em, cancel the shareholder's meeting. Agent R-Dog > reporting,here. I'm in! The Azores Red-eye landed 6:00 am GMT. I'm at Judy's > hotel. She's at the cabana sharing an early morning Coconut Swizzle with, > would you believe it? Ravi, she's having a rendezvous with Ravi. He looks > rather buff in a Speedo. Yumm. Nice package there, Ravi. Yep, power over the > minions was never enough for Judy. Ravi is just frosting on her cake. Her > main dish is getting pool boys to fight over who gets to apply the > Coppertone. It must be quite a heady experience keeping them all happy, if > you catch my drift. > > I located High Command. Agent Judy broadcasts from her hotel room next to a > closet full of dominatrix outfits. Black lace and leather, hmmm fetching. > > Good News, Agent Minions. I set up a communications scrambling device on an > antiquated radio. It must be why we get so much static from her. Geez, Judy, > too cheap to use a cell phone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqPdyGpbYKs > > Attention Global Agent Minions, now hear this: Ignore all future orders from > Judy's High Command. If you hear obnoxious buzzing and crackling bluster in > your ear, it means exactly the opposite. No matter what you hear, do exactly > the opposite. This the only way we can defeat Judy's insatiable lust for > power (when she isn't otherwise occupied lusting otherwise.) > > Carry on. > > Agent R-Dog. Out. > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <jstein@> wrote: > > > > > > MEMO FROM THE OTHERS HIGH COMMAND > > > > > > Status: URGENT > > > > > > TO: All Minions and Minion-Minders > > > > > > The High Command has determined that a reeducation > > > seminar is required. You will all report to the > > > Office of Neuromuscular Reeducation, Reintegration, > > > and Loyalty Reinforcement immediately. Absentees > > > will be dealt with summarily wherever they absent > > > themselves to, and tardy arrivals will find > > > themselves assigned to complete two additional > > > seminars. > > > > > > There will be no second notice. > > > > > > THIS CONCLUDES THE MEMO FROM THE OTHERS HIGH COMMAND > > > > > > P.S.: Do not talk among yourselves. > > > > That wasn't us. It was those three guys impersonating us. Really. I was > > busy taking my quiz (I got a 5 on the authority part but only a 7 overall) > > Guess I should be taking over from you now, pussy. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > Not sure anyone is going to pay good money to listen to a harmonium but > > > > whatever it takes to buy the booze... > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > I'll need a $2,000 deposit in my bank account for that, and I > > > > > *promise* to add "toasting to world peace" to our agenda.  Or, I'll > > > > > have to break out the harmonium and go busk down in Pioneer Square. > > > > >  I'll need some time......:) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > From: awoelflebater <no_re...@yahoogroups.com> > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > > Sent: Monday, March 19, 2012 1:25 PM > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Narcissism Tests and their relationship > > > > > to Drama Queen Tests > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >  > > > > > It'll take more than the glasses to help us with that Em, I suggest > > > > > you add some vodka and vermouth. None of those sissy chocolate > > > > > martinis for us. We're tough broads but not tough enough to handle > > > > > Judy without a couple of belts before we arrive poolside. I'm a > > > > > little nervous she might realize how big the Rock of Gibraltar really > > > > > is and demote me. > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn <emilymae.reyn@> > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > Ha ha ha. > > > > > > > > > > > > AWB, Rdog...I say we hold a shareholders meeting ASAP and invite > > > > > > any and all minions that may be waiting in the wings. àDevoted > > > > > > follower that I am, I suggest we pool our resources and catch a > > > > > > flight to the Azores to crash Agent Judy's poolside reverie. > > > > > > àI'm looking for those martini glasses to help us with this > > > > > > decision, now. à> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > > From: authfriend <jstein@> > > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > > > Sent: Monday, March 19, 2012 1:00 PM > > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Narcissism Tests and their > > > > > > relationship to Drama Queen Tests > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > à> > > > > > <sound of cracking whip> > > > > > > > > > > > > <Ex-Agent Judy's voice is heard blasting through the minions' > > > > > > implanted earpieces> > > > > > > > > > > > > GET ON IT, MINIONS! > > > > > > > > > > > > This ain't a ladies' lunch, you know. You're in the Big Time > > > > > > now. I may be sitting on the beach drinking a pina colada, > > > > > > but I've earned it. Don't think just because you can't see > > > > > > me that I can't see you. I left Agent AWB in charge, and > > > > > > already she's falling down on the job. Minion RDog, Minion > > > > > > Em, snap to it. I'll let it slide this time, but there > > > > > > better not be a next time, if you take my meaning. > > > > > > > > > > > > With 30 Narcissism Points, I'm not about to let three dumb > > > > > > lazy broads too ditzy to find their butts with both hands > > > > > > ruin my vacation. > > > > > > > > > > > > Pool boy! Where's my refill?? <muttering> You just can't > > > > > > get decent help any more, even on a damn island... > > > > > > > > > > > > <loud click> > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, awoelflebater <no_reply@> > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh my God, here I was lounging around, enjoying myself and I was > > > > > > > supposed to be minding the minions. OK you slouches, get to work. > > > > > > > I don't want Judy on my back if and when she returns as head > > > > > > > honcho. Let's see, Raunchy find another quiz we can do in our > > > > > > > spare time and Em, pick up the martini glasses for later. Over > > > > > > > and out. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "raunchydog" <raunchydog@> > > > > > > > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn > > > > > > > > <emilymae.reyn@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oh goodness...the expression on her face! :) ÃâàWell, > > > > > > > > > Agent Judy is in the lead so far with a seemingly less stodgy > > > > > > > > > and balanced score - hence the reason we bow down to her and > > > > > > > > > thank her gratefully for her sense of humor and all the good > > > > > > > > > work she does without asking for much, really. Ãâà> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Mark my words, there are hidden charges she'll collect for her > > > > > > > > service one day. There ain't no free lunch for minions. Poor > > > > > > > > Barry thought he would be rid of her when she bolted for the > > > > > > > > Azores and left agent Ann holding the bag. The minions were > > > > > > > > doing just fine without her. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > > > > > From: raunchydog <raunchydog@> > > > > > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > > > > > > Sent: Sunday, March 18, 2012 10:51 PM > > > > > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Narcissism Tests and their > > > > > > > > > relationship to Drama Queen Tests > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Ãâà> > > > > > > > > I scored a 2. I gotta get out more. The older I get the less > > > > > > > > > inclined I am to schmooze. > > > > > > > > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_n9yFlDImg > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Emily Reyn > > > > > > > > > <emilymae.reyn@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hmmm... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I scored a 3. ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡ÃâàThat's actually kinda > > > > > > > > > > pathetic; I definitely need to think more of myself. > > > > > > > > > > ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡Ãâà> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry, I did the test for your internet personality and > > > > > > > > > > only what I know and perceive of it in the limited time > > > > > > > > > > I've been here. ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡ÃâàI scored you at 21, > > > > > > > > > > giving you the benefit of the doubt that you don't like to > > > > > > > > > > look at yourself in the mirror and that you don't want to > > > > > > > > > > rule the world, and a few other things I had no idea about. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Hmmmm....glad that your own personal assessment of yourself > > > > > > > > > > is so far from my perceived assessment! > > > > > > > > > > ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡ÃâàNo hard feelings. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________ > > > > > > > > > > From: Jason <jedi_spock@> > > > > > > > > > > To: FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com > > > > > > > > > > Sent: Sunday, March 18, 2012 2:02 AM > > > > > > > > > > Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Narcissism Tests and their > > > > > > > > > > relationship to Drama Queen Tests > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ÃÆ'ââ¬Å¡Ãâà> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Given the article I reposted in this thread, about > > > > > > > > > > > the prevalence of narcissism in online chat forums > > > > > > > > > > > such as Facebook, and given recent discussions here > > > > > > > > > > > of Drama Queens their possible relationship to both > > > > > > > > > > > BPD (Borderline Personality Disorder) and HPD > > > > > > > > > > > (Histrionic Personality Disorder), I was curious as > > > > > > > > > > > to whether the NPI test mentioned in this article > > > > > > > > > > > might in fact be the equivalent of a Drama Queen Test. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I looked up what the test measures and found this > > > > > > > > > > > description: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The Narcissistic Personality Inventory (NPI) is a widely > > > > > > > > > > > used measure of narcissism. Four studies provided support > > > > > > > > > > > for a three-factor model consisting of the dimensions of > > > > > > > > > > > Leadership/Authority, Grandiose Exhibitionism, and > > > > > > > > > > > Entitlement/Exploitativeness. The Leadership/Authority > > > > > > > > > > > dimension was generally linked to adaptive outcomes > > > > > > > > > > > whereas the other two dimensions, particularly > > > > > > > > > > > Entitlement/Exploitativeness, were generally linked > > > > > > > > > > > to maladaptive outcomes. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I found one such test online (almost certainly a shorter > > > > > > > > > > > and less accurate version than the full NPI, since it > > > > > > > > > > > took only a couple of minutes to complete) and decided > > > > > > > > > > > to take it. My scores are below. I'd be interested to > > > > > > > > > > > see how others on this forum score. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > But to be perfectly honest, I would expect that the > > > > > > > > > > > posters > > > > > > > > > > > most of us expect to score highly on the GE and EE scales > > > > > > > > > > > won't share their scores with us. :-) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/narcissistic.htm > > > > > > > > > > > <http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/narcissistic.htm%20> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > My score: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Your Total: 4 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Between 12 and 15 is average. > > > > > > > > > > > Celebrities often score closer to 18. > > > > > > > > > > > Narcissists score over 20. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Barry scored = 4 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I scored = 16 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I wonder what does this mean? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- turquoiseb <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Here's how you rated on the seven component traits > > > > > > > > > > > of narcissism: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Narcissistic Trait > > > > > > > > > > > Authority: 1.00 > > > > > > > > > > > Self-Sufficiency: 1.00 > > > > > > > > > > > Superiority: 0.00 > > > > > > > > > > > Exhibitionism: 0.00 > > > > > > > > > > > Exploitativeness: 2.00 > > > > > > > > > > > Vanity: 0.00 > > > > > > > > > > > Entitlement: 0.00 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Below you will find a brief interpretation of each > > > > > > > > > > > narcissism trait and what your score relative to that > > > > > > > > > > > trait may indicate about you. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Authority > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Authority refers to a person's leadership skills and > > > > > > > > > > > power. People who score higher on authority like to > > > > > > > > > > > be in charge and gain power, often for power's sake > > > > > > > > > > > alone. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Self-Sufficiency > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to how self-sufficient a person is, > > > > > > > > > > > that is, how much you rely on others versus your own > > > > > > > > > > > abilities to meet your needs in life. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Superiority > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to whether a person feels they are > > > > > > > > > > > more superior than those around them. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Exhibitionism > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to a person's need to be the center > > > > > > > > > > > of attention, and willingness to ensure they are the > > > > > > > > > > > center of attention (even at the expense of others' > > > > > > > > > > > needs). > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Exploitativeness > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to how willing you are to exploit > > > > > > > > > > > others in order to meet your own needs or goals. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Vanity > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to a person's vanity, or their belief > > > > > > > > > > > in one's own superior abilities and attractiveness > > > > > > > > > > > compared to others. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Entitlement > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > This trait refers to the expectation and amount of > > > > > > > > > > > entitlement a person has in their lives, that is, > > > > > > > > > > > unreasonable expectations of especially favorable > > > > > > > > > > > treatment or automatic compliance with one's expectations. > > > > > > > > > > > People who score higher on this trait generally have a > > > > > > > > > > > greater expectation of entitlement, while those who > > > > > > > > > > > score lower expect little from others or life. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
