--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emptybill" <emptybill@...> wrote: > > > I figure after the pin pops off my grenade we will have about 3 seconds > to go "oh shit". > > That last impression should make quite a nice imprint. It will > instantiate all the warm, loving relationships we enjoy here on FFL. > Even better, that "oh shit" will cause us to avoid needless > bickering in our next corporeal lifetime, since unlike FFL, we will see > that even verbal actions have consequences. > > Then because we've been meditating for years, we'll be reborn in > the heaven of savitarka-samadhi lovers as two-fisted soma drinkers at > the banquet of the gods. > > But not everyone will be happy > > Robin will be displeased that there isn't only one god and will > declare, "I see the truth with my inner heart and I don't > deserve this. This is definitely not the Unified Field" > > Steve will be back on earth thinking "what a bunch of fools > serves them right". > > Share will say, "I didn't plan it to come out this way so it > isn't my fault. It says that in the opera." > > Judy will pronounce, "Is this just a drunkfest? Where's the > Sturm und Drang around here? Anyway, do I have to point out again that > you are completely wrong?" > > Raving yogi will warn everyone "See that Devi there? She's > all mine - so fuck-off you retards." > > Emily will say, "Where's that stage? Can't we have some > opera here to go with the soma?" > > Alex will say,"This is the opera". > > Barry will be back on earth repeating, "Dude, I told you they would > all drink the kool-aid hey babe, you want a sip?" > > Wolf Baiter will be shouting over the racket, "I want that chariot > they keep singing about. You know the one that circles the worlds with > each lap! This is so boring." > > Raunchy will say, "No matter what, it's still fucked up." > > Willy will announce to everyone, "It was better in the Gupta empire > `cause they knew that Shakya the Muni already had done it all and > had just returned back to the mantra the Saraswati mantra." >
LaughingGull will whine, "Hey, I'm over here, I'm over here...jeez, what does it take to get noticed around here, huh, huh?" > Finally, when the soma runs out, emptybill will say .. "Yeah, let them > eat cake." > > > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "emptybill" <emptybill@> wrote: > > > > So many folks here are full of angry > > displays that I've lost faith in humanity. > > > > Everyone here needs to recognize that > > none of it means anything - it will all be > > meaningless in a month. > > > > I think we all need a group hug. > > > > Here ... let's all gather 'round and > > pray for forgiveness. Let's do it now ... > > and the grenades on my vest are just > > for looks. > > > > Honest. > > >
