--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108 <no_reply@...> wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "authfriend" <authfriend@> wrote: > > > > Gee, you're stupid, laughinggull. > > > > Feste too. But you're *really* stupid. > > <snip> > > Feste, we both got off easy in the above from our dear Judy; > IMO, I got off just a bit easier. I received a mere harsh > glance whereas you received a slap on the wrist. However, we > both avoided a good ol' fashioned ass-whoopin'. You see, she > only called me "stupid" (less favorable) but spelled it > correctly (more favorable); same for you, however, she added > the adverb "really" (less favorable), again spelled correctly > (more favorable), then used asterisks for emphasis (less > favorable).
Er, laughinggull, I'm not sure why you thought the "you" in "you're" above referred to feste rather than you. It did not. > This got me to thinking (!) and, being a slow day at work > yesterday, I found myself becoming more proficient in the > use of the "advanced search" function on FFL. Below are > some of my findings: Also not clear, especially when you went to such trouble to compile links to examples, why you believe they're all a function of my having asked someone (usually Barry) a question. I'll take a wild guess: You didn't actually read the examples you cited. In any case, while links by themselves can look impressive, it's even more impressive to check the posts themselves. Because if you do, you will find that I do not use the adjective "STOOOOOOOOOPID" lightly. (By "you" in the paragraph immediately above, I don't mean laughinggull; I mean those readers who are not themselves STOOOOOOOOOOOOPID.) > Few have tried but none can match the skill and artistry of our dear Judy in > calling someone stupid on this forum...to put it simply, she *is* and will > *always be* the one true master. > > When Judy wants you to pay attention (like a fifth-grade student with his > head on his desk abrupty awakened from a stolen nap, and lifting his head in > confusion thinking "Did Miss Stein just ask me something?"), she mispells > "stupid" as "stoopid". The number of "o"s used varies from as few as two up > to a whopping eighteen and is dependent on how much attention she wishes to > garner from you: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/272412 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/253194 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/225008 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/279466 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/276580 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/328630 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/261112. > > My research also indicates that our dear Judy is the only poster on FFL to > have attempted using "stoopider" or "stoopidest", again with varying number > of "o"s, as in: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/247574 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/177467. > I humbly bow to the master. > > By the time she starts attaching "really", again misspelled as "reely" with > varying number of "e"s, to her "stoopid", it becomes suddenly and abundantly > clear to that fifth-grade student who has just awakened from his stolen nap > that, yes indeedy, Miss Stein has definitely asked him a question, and not > only that, fully expects him to answer or else face the consequences: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/163836 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/251793 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/270344 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/272653. > > That fifth-grade begins furtively glancing around looking for an escape route > when Miss Stein begins adding extra "l"s (this doesn't happen often as I > think it might be reserved for very special cases) in the misspelling of > "reeellly", and/or using several repetitions of "reely", again with varying > number of "e"s (happens frequently): > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/291538 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/291102 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/193884 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/292164 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/247573 > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/323593 > and how can I not draw attention to what will now become infamous: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/247573. > Everyone, *on your knees*. > > Hearsay from past students tells the tale of Miss Stein once going so far as > to use asterisks to add emphasis to her misspelling of several repetitions of > "reeellly" with both a large number of extra "e"s *and* "l"s, henceforth > referred to as the "perfect storm" in literary circles, and the two students > to whom this brutality was directed were heard muttering, "Oh, the > inhumanity, the inhumanity!" and "Dear God, help me Jesus, dear God, help me > Jesus!". Well, dear readers, legend becomes fact as I present to you the > following from my research: > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/194019. > Man, my ass is stinging from just reading that. We know that Barry survived > but does anyone know how do.rflex is doing? > > Yep, feste, I'd say we both got off reeelll easy with Miss Stein. Now we can > go back to sleep and finish that stolen nap. Sweet dreams... >
