--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote: > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, turquoiseb wrote: > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, "salyavin808" wrote: > > > > > > I can remember when you [Judy] used to work out what time > > > Barry made his first post of the day, you'd then triumphantly > > > post this fact as though it proved some point. Dead creepy > > > behaviour, kind of worrying you don't have the self-awareness > > > to realise it. Maybe Carol shouldn't take your analyses at > > > face value? > > > > Hmmmmmmm...besides the tracking of what time I get up > > in the morning, what *else* might indicate that Judy is > > a...uh...bit of a cyberstalker? > > > > Let's see... > > > > Oh, I've got it. In her 7.7 years on Fairfield Life, > > Judy has made around 22,600 posts, an average of over > > eight posts a day. > > > > Of those posts, the number that contain either "Barry" > > OR "Turq" OR "TurquoiseB," meaning that she was either > > talking about me or replying to something I posted or > > replying to something that someone else posted about > > me was 7,626 posts. > > > > That means that she's spent 33.74% of her entire history > > of posts on FFL obsessing about me. > > > > Nope...certainly no evidence of stalking there, eh? :-) > > Speaking of Fun With Statistics :-), here are some > about a few of Judy's "trainees" in her ongoing course, > called How To Become An Obsessed Cyberstalker. > > So far, Jim (doctordumbass) is winning, but Ann is > a close second. The first number is the total number > of posts they've made to FFL, at least under their > current ID. The second is the number of those posts > that contain "Barry" OR "Turq" OR "TurquoiseB." The > third number is the percentage of their overall posts > that seem a tad...uh...obsessed (or at the very least > overfocused) on Barry, just as their trainer intended > them to be: > > Jim -- 330 posts / 181 mention me -- 54.8% > Ann -- 1172 posts / 586 mention me -- 50% > Ravi -- 2276 posts / 907 mention me -- 39.8% > Emily -- 1805 posts / 683 mention me -- 37.8% > Raunchy -- 3847 posts / 909 mention me -- 23.6% >
We only care about making you a better person, Barry. Rejoice! We'er the best friends you have.
