Ah ha ha ha ha...Perfect Post Raunchy rides again...this is a keeper. I do not know where you find these gems....
>________________________________ > From: raunchydog <[email protected]> >To: [email protected] >Sent: Monday, January 14, 2013 8:23 AM >Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Enlightenment to Steve & Ann but caution do not >read to turq > > > >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hy5bgD1RNOs&feature=youtube_gdata_player > >--- In [email protected], Share Long wrote: >> >> Steve, just fyi I have not left Batgap. It's too much fun watching the Dr >> Jekyl Mr Hyde act of Doc there vs Doc here. But what about poor Ann? She >> appears to have been possessed by Emily of the Many Posts In A Row >> phenomenon. >> >> >> Ann it's ok if you say mean and nasty things about me. Know why? Well of >> course YOU know why but just to say it for the record. Because you are so >> cool. And we all know from high school that it's ok for cool people to say >> mean and nasty things. How do we know you're cool? Because as you've >> told us several times, you shovel horse hockeys. Well you said it a little >> differently than my source, Col. Potter on TV MASH. But I like his wording >> better so there we are. >> >> >> Anyway we all know that this is the sine qua non of coolness. Huh? Which >> one, the shoveling or the telling us about it? Oh what the heck, both!   >> >> >> I think you even once said, but I'll leave it to Judy and her archival >> dharma to confirm, that you'd rather shovel horse hockeys than sit and >> meditate. Girl, with that one, you have set the bar for coolness way too >> high! What chance have we mere mortals: But we forgive you because you >> are so cool. >> >> I admit I worry a little about you and your trip to London. What will >> happen to all your coolness if you're not shoveling your beloved horse >> hockeys on a regular basis? Some suggestions came to mind but they were >> totally gross. Plus I'm not sure of the regulations for international >> travel if you know what I mean. So you're on your own with that one. >> Anyway, we promise to love you even if you become a little less cool. >> >> >> Now all we need is a pic of horse hockeys from Raunchy and we'll be all set >> for another day on FFL (-: >> >> >> ________________________________ >> From: seventhray27 >> To: [email protected] >> Sent: Monday, January 14, 2013 9:05 AM >> Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: Enlightenment to Steve and Xeno but not to you >> know who ha ha >> >> >>  >> Feste, >> >> Some people have a strange sense of humor don't they?  Ann appears to be >> stuck in one type of interaction with Share, (all in good humor of course ) >> And I am speculating that Ravi is winding up, or has wound up his family >> visit, and is gearing up to his typical posting here. >> >> But kudos to Share.  Who would have thought that she could garner so much >> attention.  She leaves the safe environs of Batgap and has everyone up in >> arms here. >> >> --- In [email protected], Ravi Chivukula wrote: >> > >> > On Mon, Jan 14, 2013 at 8:14 PM, Ann wrote: >> > >> > > ** >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > --- In [email protected], "feste37" wrote: >> > > > >> > > > One swipe at Share last night, then another one first thing this >> > > morning. Share really gets to you, doesn't she, wolf? Oh yes, I know, you >> > > are ONLY JOKING. >> > > >> > > Yes she does Feste. I couldn't make heads or tails of that drivel... >> > > >> > >> > Dear Ann - I believe Share is trying her best to come across as humorous >> > and playful - that's when she comes across as totally nuts and really scary >> > to normal humans...LOL.. >> > >> > >> > > >> > > > >> > > > --- In [email protected], "Ann" wrote: >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > --- In [email protected], Share Long wrote: >> > > > > > >> > > > > > You guys are so right on! My Mom has a Saturn. Though >> > > > > > not in her >> > > garage. Just outside her condo. Well she actually doesn't >> > > have a >> > > garage. So it's not that she has a garage but doesn't use it, >> > > etc. And >> > > when I say just outside her condo I do want to clear that up. First >> > > there's the door. Well doors really. A sliding screen one >> > > which she >> > > says is cheap and needs to be replaced. And then a wooden one >> > > which has 2 >> > > locks though I'm only allowed to use one of them. Then a patio >> > > which >> > > evidently had lots of drama the last few months in that the walls were >> > > caving in. She's definitely putting that on the crazy couple >> > > upstairs and >> > > the shoddy contractors now long gone. Then some grass on which she >> > > doesn't like dogs to poop. Then a sidewalk. Then more grass >> > > which she >> > > also prefers to remain a poop free zone. Which I'm hoping we can >> > > all >> > > understand, even the dog lovers here. Then a curb. And then >> > > her very >> > > own handicapped parking space. >> > > > > > That's where she keeps her Saturn. Which is white BTW. >> > > > > > Thank God >> > > not a creamy white which is associated with the Moon. But more of >> > > a Venus >> > > white which is good for vehicles. Yay! >> > > > > > >> > > > > > Whew! >> > > > > > >> > > > > > Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, my Mom's Saturn. Which is >> > > > > > actually >> > > funny because my Saturn is in Cancer which is ruled by the Moon which is >> > > associated with Mother in jyotish, astrology, and on all Batgap >> > > interviews >> > > (-: >> > > > > > >> > > > > > And the Moon in the 6th does aspect Saturn. And I am writing >> > > > > > this >> > > on Monday which is ruled by the Moon...Life, you gotta love it! >> > > > > > >> > > > > > Yikes, where was I?! Oh yes, my Mom's Saturn. Which is >> > > officially now falling apart, meaning it's one expensive repair after >> > > another including recently a leaky gas tank. Various gagging >> > > gasping >> > > people have been mentioning the gas smell to her for about 2 years. >> > > But >> > > who's counting? And guess what? Saturn, the corporation not >> > > her car and >> > > not the planet either. At least I don't think so. Anyway, >> > > Saturn the >> > > corporation which we have to also recognize is a person I guess, has gone >> > > out of business so she has to take car to grumpy gas station owner in >> > > West >> > > Annapolis. She bakes him and his wife cookies every Christmas but >> > > that >> > > hasn't seemed to make him any less grumpy. I bet his Saturn is very >> > > screwed up (-: >> > > > > >> > > > > Wow, what/who do we have to blame for this? Sugar, Wong or the moon >> > > and stars? >> > > > > > >> > > >> > >> > > > > >
