Correction: Arabian Sea edge of the Arabian Peninsula.

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
<mailto:FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com> , "bobpriced"  wrote:
>
> below:
>
> --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
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> > >
> > Bob, yes, this is rough, but I think ready for the judge and thus I
am
> > initialing this (ER) with my blessing.  I did find "The 11 Steps on
> how
> > to write a Love Song" - maybe Raja Ravi would consider this as an
> > appendix for Barry's reincarnation as Share's one and only, given
his
> > practice run in this life with brotherly affection.
> > http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Love-Song
<http://www.wikihow.com/Write-a-Love-Song>
>
> > > >  He should be able to come up with something at least as good as
> this:
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgT_us6AsDg
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgT_us6AsDg>
>
>
>
> ***Fingers crossed with the Raja, I know his standards are high.
> > > >
> > Now, upper level management has determined a few days of solitary
> > confinement will do me good, now that the kid is finally back at
> > college, so off I go.
>
>
> ***I understand, and that's probably my cue to take a powder.
>
> For your listening pleasure during your confinement:
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-w9OclUnns
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-w9OclUnns>
>
>
>
> And for your viewing pleasure, if you haven't already watched this
lady.
> I'm interested in our Stone Age (as you know, it helps for those
> commercially inclined), more specifically the period 70,000 years ago
> when a small group of us may have made it out of Africa; along the
> Indian Ocean edge of the Arabian Peninsula (The Yemen and Oman) and
> eventually to India; after years of believing the Aryan invasion
> hypothesis I'm presently leaning more toward OIT; I enjoyed this
series
> and was impressed with the presenter, an MD and anthropologist (not
> Simon Schama or Micheal Wood but worth the time---if you're
interested).
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwa6o-s1Yvs
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwa6o-s1Yvs>
>
> > Do you think the wife would save me a sample?  I want to look as
good
> as
> > Ann does.  Emily.
>
>
> Not sure we could get anyone looking as good as Ann, but I've asked
the
> wife to earmark a full set of samples for you for when we reach
Seattle;
> this might be awhile as we're presently in Manhattan and like Sherman
> before her she has decided to head South before we go West. It's
likely
> just as well as we're still working out some bugs on the latest offer,
> one causes the subject to grow antenna like---"My Favorite
> Martian"---whenever they encounter a male who is bullshitting them (I
> may not have mentioned, its a product for females); but I'm sure we'll
> have it ironed (there's that word again) out by the time we get to the
> Pacific Northwest.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZioxCg20I
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZioxCg20I>
>
>
>
>
> > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
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> > > >
> > >
> > > Emily,
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Since it looks like Barry is currently in the middle of another
> Robin
> > > eruption, I thought it might be helpful to follow up on an
> invitation
> > > that Raja Ravi extended to us---to come up with a title for
Barry's
> > > autobiography. I hope my submission is not too late; I've been
> > > preoccupied writing a press release for a revolutionary new
product,
> > the
> > > wife invented---that reverses the aging process.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > At the time of Raja Ravi's gracious invitation, Barry was
tailgating
> > > Stephen King (not as badly as he tailgated Elmore Leonard, whose
10
> > > writing rules he posted---before he seems to have read them---and
> then
> > > posted an 11th rule he made up himself to give himself cover after
> he
> > > realized that Leonard's 10 made him look like a "hack") and some
of
> > his
> > > thoughts on first sentences; with that in mind, I thought I might
> > offer
> > > a title, soundtrack and first sentence; they're rough as I haven't
> > > finished the press release yet, but---with your exceptional
writing
> > > skills, that never disappoint---I trust you implicitly to edit and
> > > improve my humble offering before its submitted to the judges
> (Ravi).
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Title:  *She was always on my mind*.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Sound track: "Always on my Mind"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7f189Z0v0Y
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7f189Z0v0Y>
>
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Suggested first sentence of Barry's autobiography:
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Gravity became a kingly host, as my breathing fled my body for the
> > last
> > > time---and Judy's life began flashing before my eyes---slowly,
> truly,
> > > like watching FIREFLY, for the tenth time---constantly rewinding
my
> > > favorite scenes, saying: 'to hell with plot development, I need a
> hat
> > > like that', as I noticed---to my horror---and thought: 'no, this
> can't
> > > be true, it just can't be, I'm sure its not---God wouldn't do this
> to
> > > me; I know I behaved badly---like I was an eight year old, when I
> was
> > > pushing 70---and, like Bubbles DeVere, pretended crowds of people
> had
> > > complimented the first sentence of my *FREE* online book: "Road
Trip
> > > Mind", when it was only Maya, just before she hit me up for 10
> > > Euros---to buy some bitter liquorice; OMG, what did I do to
deserve
> > > this; that's definitely not Judy, it's, its---no it can't
be---it's
> > > Robin, and he's saying something: "That's not.....", but I can't
> quite
> > > make it out: "That's not how.....", OMG, if I'd only listened to
him
> > > more carefully when I had the chance---what can he possibly be
> saying:
> > > "That's not how you write...", what was that, I need to relax
more':
> > > "That's not how you write a 200 word sentence".
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
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>
> > > > >
> > > > Bob, just to clarify - that would be the fantasy of you as a
> > > "comedian" - not really a fantasy as I find you one of the
funniest
> > > people ever to grace the halls of FFL.  Alright, moving on.
> > > >
> > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
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>
> > > > wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > "How to out-charm even Barry......"  Ah ha ha ha.  I cannot
tell
> > you
> > > how funny I think this is.  In my deluded mind - I see Bob posting
> > that
> > > link with the subject line (sorry Bob, I'm engaging in fantasy). 
Ah
> > ha
> > > ha ha ha
> > > > >
> > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
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>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Barry - you crack me up! Robin posted this link of
"Comedians
> in
> > > Cars" -
> > > > > > it's the one of Jerry Seinfeld and Alec Baldwin.  I
remembered
> > > because I
> > > > > > do *love* coffee and I got a real contact high out of this
one
> > > (smile).
> > > > > > Here is the link for you!  I enjoyed the interview - thanks
> for
> > > posting
> > > > > > that.
> > > > > > http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/318149
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/message/318149>
>
> > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com
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>
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I don't know why people have assumed that I'm down on
Jerry
> > > Seinfeld.
> > > > > > I
> > > > > > > don't remember having said anything negative about him,
> other
> > > than
> > > > > > that
> > > > > > > his last hit was "Seinfeld." And about the most negative
> thing
> > I
> > > can
> > > > > > > think of to say about "Seinfeld" (the series, which I
loved
> at
> > > the
> > > > > > time)
> > > > > > > is that when I watch episodes of it these days, they're
not
> > very
> > > > > > funny.
> > > > > > > They feel *dated*, as if the humor was present in the
> moment,
> > > but know
> > > > > > > that we're not in that moment, the humor isn't as present
as
> > it
> > > once
> > > > > > > was.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > After having read this interview, I suspect that Jerry
might
> > > agree
> > > > > > with
> > > > > > > that last statement. He comes across as *remarkably*
> > impressive,
> > > > > > > thoughtful, and having learned a great deal about life and
> > what
> > > makes
> > > > > > it
> > > > > > > worth living:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > >
> >
>
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/emmys-jerry-seinfeld-why-he-609111
<http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/emmys-jerry-seinfeld-why-he-60911\
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> > 1>
> > > > 1>
> > > > > > > > 1>
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I particularly liked what he said in response to the
> > inevitable
> > > > > > question
> > > > > > > about whether he'll ever go back to TV. I found it
> > mind-boggling
> > > in
> > > > > > its
> > > > > > > honesty, its in-your-face-ness, and in its accuracy:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > THR: Is there a scenario where you'd go back to TV?
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Seinfeld: That's what I feel like I'm doing. Except
> television
> > > frankly
> > > > > > > feels small compared to the world I'm in now. I'm in
> > Australia,
> > > I'm in
> > > > > > > Norway, I'm in the U.K. And I was from day one. I'm doing
> the
> > > smallest
> > > > > > > possible show on the biggest possible network. This all
> feels
> > > like
> > > > > > fresh
> > > > > > > air to me, and if you don't seek fresh air as an artist,
I'm
> > not
> > > quite
> > > > > > > sure what [you're doing].
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Suffice it to say I'm downloading all of the episodes of
> > > "Comedians In
> > > > > > > Cars" as I write this. Having read his ideas on comedy,
and
> > that
> > > the
> > > > > > > best of it is created "in the moment," with no notes, I am
> > > mightily
> > > > > > > looking forward to what he created.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
>





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