Just for fun (and suspecting that Xeno will like it), here is the same
rap,
run through Microsoft Word's "Autosummarize" feature, set to summarize
the selected text in 100 words or less:

Y'know, this is about the improvement in message quality following
removal of posting limits. Wow the freedom to be *DEEP* and probing the
deep psyche of whatever. Enlightenment, what a cool subject. That
requires attention. In-tent, kinda like being in a large canvas bag, but
with a door. For example MacDonalds' fries contain natural beef extract,
whereas others' lack that naturalness so they taste sort of fake by
comparison, lacking you might say, or not. Brewster is a lot closer to
Syria you know, than that city in the middle of the corn belt.

And here it is translatated into Ebonics:

Y'know, dis be about da improvement in message quality followin removal 
of postin limits. I think about dis A LOT!. Wow da freedom ta be *DEEP* 
and probin da deep psyche of whatever. Enlightenment, what a cool 
subject. And Turq talks about an island made of ice cream, isn't it cool
how all this is, like, connected?. At da moment I be starin at muh 
desk. That requires attention. Don't attention gots somethin ta do wit 
enlightenment? And what about dat yagya, savin da world through da 
power of dat thin we gots somewheea in our heads - CONSCIOUSNESS, datis 
what it is. And Neo, thrust upon us ta help us communicate moe 
succinctly (I think datis how da word be speled, I mean da way letters 
is supposed ta go in order). I think I send dis message ta all muh 
homies who do not meditate, cus they desperately need ta see how da 
power of consciousness be fulfellin muh life!! And why do people do da 
thins they do? Boy be dat a muhstery, unless ya consider INTENT. 
In-tent, kinda like bein in a large canvas bag, but wit a door. You come
outta da door, der be da world, ya go back in da door yas inside. (For 
ya doofusses datis an analogram about consciousness - outer and inner 
and how they be related by transcendental passage work, goin back and 
foth until, word, somethin different happens, cus ya gots gone 
*beyond*. I be sittin at a desk dat faces true North. When I twist 
slightly, I can FEEL da pressho of nature tryin ta get me ta realign 
muhself wit true reality, and so I twist back, and I feel a WHOLE lot 
better. You should try it, and accordin ta muh psychic dog, it helps wit
complexion (and fleas in case they is a problem). Because of da 
expansion of muh self, I be able ta interpret exactly what muh dog be 
thinkin and why wit quantum mechanical precisiveness: ya know, p = 
0.0000000074. I be takin a course in Sthapatyaveda ride parkin right 
now. It be a challenge I can tell ya, crawlin out of da sun roof 85% of 
da time, but alignment wit whatever people tell me about nature is, I 
firmly believe, an absolute necessity fo a fulfilled life. For example 
MacDonalds' fries contain natural beef extract, wheeaas others' lack dat
naturalness so they taste sort of fake by comparison, lackin ya might 
say, or not. But what be fo real, fo real powerful about FFL right now 
be da quantity of divinely inspired knowledge and truth which just pours
and pours, dumpin its dump stuff inta da ocean of muh incredibly 
expanded ya know what, which means of course I AM ENLIGHTENED. Jeeze, I 
don't see how anyone could doubt dat. Look at da way I express muhself, 
immersed in da deep pool of da God of unified field. I think all da 
pundits, and everyone in Fairfield IA, and on FFL should come ta 
Brewster, NY and line da streets and meditate all day under da open sky,
thinkin GOOD THOUGHTS about da world. Brewster be a lot closer ta Syria 
ya know, than dat city in da middle of da corn belt. - aww yea foo.


--Iranitea sez:

> It's more like stream of consciousness. Very Un-Robin like

--- In fairfieldlife@yahoogroups.com, <noozguru@...> wrote:

> >Is this an experiment in emulating Robin's writing style? Or did your
Enter key break? :-D

On 09/06/2013 09:18 AM, anartaxius@... wrote:

Y'know, this is about the improvement in message quality following
removal of posting limits. I think about this A LOT!. Wow the freedom to
be *DEEP* and probing the deep psyche of whatever. Enlightenment, what a
cool subject. And Turq talks about an island made of ice cream, isn't it
cool how all things are, like, connected?. At the moment I am staring at
my desk. That requires attention. Doesn't attention have something to do
with enlightenment? And what about that yagya, saving the world through
the power of that thing we have somewhere in our heads - CONSCIOUSNESS,
that is what it is. And Neo, thrust upon us to help us communicate more
succinctly (I think that is how the word is speled, I mean the way
letters are supposed to go in order). I think I will send this message
to all my friends who do not meditate, because they desperately need to
see how the power of consciousness is fulfelling my life!! And why do
people do the things they do? Boy is that a mystery, unless you consider
INTENT. In-tent, kinda like being in a large canvas bag, but with a
door. You come outta the door, there is the world, you go back in the
door you are inside. (For you doofusses that is an analogram about
consciousness - outer and inner and how they are related by
transcendental passage work, going back and forth until, viola,
something different happens, because you have gone *beyond*. I am
sitting at a desk that faces true North. When I twist slightly, I can
FEEL the pressure of nature trying to get me to realign myself with true
reality, and so I twist back, and I feel a WHOLE lot better. You should
try it, and according to my psychic dog, it helps with complexion (and
fleas in case they are a problem). Because of the expansion of my self,
I am able to interpret exactly what my dog is thinking and why with
quantum mechanical precisiveness: you know, p = 0.0000000074. I am
taking a course in Sthapatyaveda car parking right now. It is a
challenge I can tell you, crawling out of the sun roof 85% of the time,
but alignment with whatever people tell me about nature is, I firmly
believe, an absolute necessity for a fulfilled life. For example
MacDonalds' fries contain natural beef extract, whereas others' lack
that naturalness so they taste sort of fake by comparison, lacking you
might say, or not. But what is really, really powerful about FFL right
now is the quantity of divinely inspired knowledge and truth which just
pours and pours, dumping its dump stuff into the ocean of my incredibly
expanded you know what, which means of course I AM ENLIGHTENED. Jeeze, I
don't see how anyone could doubt that. Look at the way I express myself,
immersed in the deep pool of the God of unified field. I think all the
pundits, and everyone in Fairfield IA, and on FFL should come to
Brewster, NY and line the streets and meditate all day under the open
sky, thinking GOOD THOUGHTS about the world. Brewster is a lot closer to
Syria you know, than that city in the middle of the corn belt.

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