This was pretty funny, Richard but I still think Mary M did not see the actual moment that Jesus returned to life, the resurrection. Nor did she see Jesus ascend into heaven 40 days later. It sounds like she saw him standing around looking like a gardner. Go figure!
On Thursday, January 2, 2014 7:24 AM, Richard J. Williams <pundits...@gmail.com> wrote: On 1/2/2014 6:41 AM, Share Long wrote: > But now thinking about it, maybe Jesus rose body and soul THROUGH > the stone on top of his crypt. > So, let's review what we know: They killed Jesus. Mary put him in Joseph's tomb. Some guys put a big heavy stone blocking the entrance to the crypt. Later, after a few days, they rolled away the stone and somebody inside was missing. So, how did Jesus get out of the tomb when it was blocked by the big heavy rock? He rose from the dead and he flew up out there into the sky - he was the Christ. Then Jesus camedown to talk to Mary. Are we agreed so far? > And that's why he was nekkid. The cloth couldn't make it through the stone! > Not only that, but if Jesus had risen all wrapped in tape, people would have thought he was a zombie - the walking dead. So, Jesus flew off to get some clothes on - a nice robe and some sandals to wear. He probably washed up a little bit too. Then he flew back down to see his girlfriend, Mary, in front of the tomb over by the garden. At first Mary didn't recognize Jesus because he looked like the gardener. But, then Jesus called her out name and she realized that Jesus was the Christ. After telling her what to do he flew up into the sky to get out of there as fast as he could - who want's to hang around a killing place? > ...if he was already in a bullock cart, why was he still hitchhiking > across the desert?! Was he hoping for a better ride? Maybe a camel > or a Roman chariot? > It's much more efficient to fly around instead of walking or hitching a ride in a cart. When you have to use public transportation you often have to bow and scrape. . As for saving the world, maybe at that point after resurrection, > he thought he'd make a career change. I mean, what with the > crucifixion and all! > Yeah, wouldn't you want to fly out of there as soon as you could - who wants to wait around on the corner for a bus?
