It is satire and not meant to be taken as gospel.
From: "[email protected] [FairfieldLife]"
<[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Friday, May 22, 2015 1:16 PM
Subject: Re: [FairfieldLife] Re: MUM Commencement
I doubt that, MJ. You are calling in to question the integrity ofthe whole
of the accreditation system by saying that. Your assertion likely is just one
of those folk stories that people will tell and repeat.Rather, your response
here without any qualification seems just aslur. Who offered the bribe and who
took it and did anything withit? It very likely would be criminal if it
happened. Which accreditation teamwas it? Which year?
---In [email protected], <mjackson74@...> wrote :
Marshy University of Management (MUM) inFairfield, IA is a private, accredited
(by paying bribes of money and hookersto key members of the accreditation
board) university featuring Bull Shit WooWoo-Based education, designed to
develop the student’s total potential forbecoming a sheer idiot.
The curriculum offers bachelor’s, master’s,and doctoral degrees in the arts,
sciences, humanities, and business, but alsointegrates unproven and highly
questionable mind altering practices. Allstudents, faculty, and staff practice
the Transcendental Meditation® technique,which turns a person into a brain dead
bliss ninny, debilitates their health tothe point that we can sell them yagyas
and various and sundry nostrums, andenhances their ability to believe damn near
anything we tell them.
Other innovations include taking one coursefor 3-1/2 weeks with a three-day
break between each course which is a classicmind control technique as it allows
us to control the flow of information, andorganic high carb, low protein
vegetarian meals to weaken their systems, makingthem more susceptible to mind
control. Visitors Weekends are held throughoutthe year. Come on down and join a
neo-Hindu cult!
From: "dhamiltony2k5@... [FairfieldLife]" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Sent: Friday, May 22, 2015 7:51 AM
Subject: [FairfieldLife] Re: MUM Commencement
Maharishi University of Management (MUM) in Fairfield, IA is a private,
accredited university featuring Consciousness-Based℠ education, designed to
develop the student’s total potential. The curriculum offers bachelor’s,
master’s, and doctoral degrees in the arts, sciences, humanities, and business,
but also integrates self-development programs. All students, faculty, and staff
practice the Transcendental Meditation® technique, which develops integrated
brain functioning, promotes wellness, and enhances learning ability and
academic performance. Other innovations include taking one course for 3-1/2
weeks with a three-day break between each course, and organic vegetarian meals.
Visitors Weekends are held throughout the year. For more information, call the
Admissions Office at 800-369-6480 or visit http://www.mum.edu.
---In [email protected], <dhamiltony2k5@...> wrote :
This year's graduation at Maharishi University of Management will be
live-streamed on the Internet for those who can't attend. The ceremony will be
this Saturday, May 23, starting at 1:00 pm CST
Former Japan Prime Minister to Address Record Number of Grads at 2015 Maharishi
University Commencement
| |
| | | | Former Japan Prime Minister to Address Record Number ... Dr.
Yukio Hatoyama, prime minister of Japan in 2009–2010, will deliver the
Maharishi University of Management commencement address on May 23 a... | |
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