Careful, you might be forced to move to Canada, Feste, once those guys with the torches and pitchforks come after you... You must not get out much. Torches and pitchforks? What a fantasy life you lead wafflebeater. Try reading the Canada Free Press occasionally. You are drinking the Kool-Aid again and it is jiggling you synapses. Armed revolution would proly start with AR-15’s and 50 cals but quickly progress to National Guard centers armories. You don't have a clue.
Mike has nailed it exactly. The incredulous tail biters are slack-jawed as usual. Offer them some parcels on your acreage, Wolfbait. Maybe they can bail some alfalfa for a cup a tea. They'll also need a pair of scissors to feel safe.
