--- In [email protected], "hyperbolicgeometry" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- > > Imaginary scenario...what are the responses of the Gurus?: > > A Guru is lecturing in a hall with devotees, when some terrorist > bandits come in and demand money from everyone; if the money is not > forthcoming, the Guru's fingers will be cut off. > Some people in the group fail to fork over their money and the > terrorists cut off 2 of the Guru's fingers. Then, the police come in > and round up the bandits, after which the lecture continues... > [Q = question from the audience]; [R = response of the Guru]: > > Q: [the Guru is Nisargadatta Maharaj]: Oh Guru, how do you > feel that your fingers were cut off? > R: "Ask, who is the "I" of the person whose fingers were cut off". > > Q: [the Guru is MMY - pronounced "Maharshee" - otherwise you sit in > the back if pronounced Mahareeshee]: > "Maharshee, who do you feel that your fingers were cut off?" > R: "A person in Unity cannot suffer. Besides, we just meditate and > take it as it comes". > > Q: [the Guru is Ramesh Balsekar] > "Ramesh, how do you feel that your fingers were cut off?" > R: "No problem, it's all part of the total functioning of the > Universe". > > Q: [The Guru is Ramana Maharshi, addressed as "Bhagavan"] > "Bhagavan, how do you feel that your fingers were cut off?" > R: "What is fated to happen, will happen. The best thing to do is > to remain silent".
Q: The guru is Frederick Lenz/Rama, and most of the students in the hall are black belts in some form of martial arts: A: "Well, that was interesting...now that the police have taken those terrorist guys away to the hospital, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, Unity..." <lecture continues...> :-) :-) :-) Different strokes for different folks... ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Join modern day disciples reach the disfigured and poor with hope and healing http://us.click.yahoo.com/lMct6A/Vp3LAA/i1hLAA/UlWolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To subscribe, send a message to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Or go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ and click 'Join This Group!' Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/FairfieldLife/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
