--- In [email protected], "shempmcgurk" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > --- In [email protected], TurquoiseB <no_reply@> wrote: > > > > We can share deprogramming costs if you like, Rory. > > I'm sure that John Knapp would cut us a "group deal." > > > > On the whole, it'll cost less than curing Shemp of > > his belief in the religion of capitalism. > > > > :-) > > > Wild horses couldn't drag me away.
You might be missing out on a fun time, Shemp. If we got everyone on Fairfield Life to participate, just imagine the conversation in the group sessions: "I believe that I once saw someone levitate." "You're a TB cultist." "And an idiot. Everyone knows that levitation can't take place until the woo woo rays from true Yogic Flying have purified the environment and brought about Sat Yuga." "Liars. Maharishi has never mentioned 'woo woo rays' using that term." "There is certainly no mention of woo woo rays in the Rorian Tradition. What about you other guys; what do you think?" "Well, when the moon is in the seventh house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then the Space Brothers will reveal the true nature of woo woo rays." "No, Maitreya will reveal the truth of woo woo rays." "Liars. Only Maharishi can reveal the true nature of woo woo rays." "What do you think we could *charge* for woo woo rays? In a totally free market I'll bet we could make a real bundle by selling them." "But what about the poor and the underprivileged who can't afford to pay for woo woo rays?" "Fuck 'em. That's their karma. You must be a liberal." "Liar. Liberals don't believe that woo woo rays should be free, merely that they be radiated properly, in accordance with the purity of the ray-ing." "Exactly. And only Maitreya has 'full knowledge' of the proper method of generating and radiating woo woo rays." "No, the Space Brothers also have a long and noble tradition around the science of woo woo rays. *They* should be in charge of propagating them." "Heretic liars. Only Maharishi has 'full knowledge' of woo woo raydom, which he properly calls 'super- raydience.'" "Fuck all of you...just put the woo woo rays out on the free market and see which vendor of them wins." "Liar. That doesn't work. Just look at these 42 Google links that I've just found...they *prove* that woo woo rays only work when taught in an authorized superraydience tradition, by those who have been certified by Maharishi to radiate them properly. You're being intellectually dishonest, not to mention a poo poo head. And I can prove it...just look at these 458 Google links..." "Links, schminks...don't you people ever have *fun*?" "Fun is for unevolved primitive souls who believe that low-vibe things like sex are actually enjoyable. If they'd been exposed to the Truth as revealed by The Master they wouldn't waste their time on such silliness." "Liar. One can take woo woo rays seriously and still have fun. Just look at all the fun *I* have in my life; why I've made 30 posts this week alone on fun, complete with Google links to prove it." "Has anyone ever considered the possibility that woo woo rays don't even exist, and that you're all arguing about something that you were *told* by someone you consider an authority, and thus suspend your disbelief for whenever he speaks?" "Liar." "You have no integrity." "TB cultist." "Fool. I know that woo woo rays exist because I cognized them myself, in May 2005. And my cognitions equate to Truth." "No, *my* cognitions equate to Truth." "Liar. Only Maharishi's cognitions equate to Truth." "No, only Maitreya's cognitions equate to Truth." "No, Truth equates to the Rorian Tradition." "That's all the time we have for today's session. Thank you for attending the group session, and I'll see you tomorrow." "But wait...I haven't had time to tell everyone what a liar and an intellectually dishonest poo poo head Barry is yet..." :-)
