At 11:31 AM -0600 7/06/04, shirling & neueweise wrote:
okay, no silly jokes about smallcase chippewa being the last person one should trust to understand typographic standards, eh?


Sorry, but I can't resist an opening!

Silly Joke #1

I always assumed that you didn't use the Shift key because you were originally a clavecin player (as it is widely known that clavecin players didn't use the little fingers!)

Silly Joke #2

Though they didn't use the thumb either, and you seem to have perfect control of the spacebar, so maybe you were originally a harpist! Yeah, that's the ticket!

Silly Joke #3

Or perhaps you were sipping your afternoon tea in a lumberjack camp north of Rouyn-Noranda, Qu�bec, with your little finger extended as you were taught in finishing school, when suddenly a chainsaw fight broke out and the extended digit was tragically truncated in a traumatic transaction, after which you soundly trounced the troglodyte who trimmed your finger, after the transpiration of which led to the tristful trait of the trend toward truant capitals. True?

Christopher

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