On Tue, 15 May 2001, Eric N. Valor wrote:
> .... that we're on the verge of yet another holy-war over the "best" *NIX
> platform?
>
> I thought we'd been over all this a few months ago.
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1. What is the best _________
A. Firewall
B. VPN
C. VLAN
D. OS
E. IDS
2. I think everyone should use _______
A. My favorite firewall.
B. My favorite OS.
C. Happy safe thoughts.
3. What's wrong with _________
A. Opening all the ports on my firewall.
B. FTP.
C. Still calling it secure if I open every port my users WANT,
after all, it's about what they WANT, not what security needs!
D. [Generate random list of products]
4. Can you do my homework, I need to know about:
A. The different kinds of firewalls, 1500 words, double spaced.
B. Writing a firewall, please send code.
C. Whatever Ben Nagy just wrote about, he uses big words!
5. Please fix my:
A. Network address scheme, those subnet things confuse me.
B. DNS, I know it's got something to do with names and number thingies.
C. Web server, it got haxored, and I want to do the minimal ammount of
work to provide a new target.
6. Our product is the greatest thing since sliced bread, we must tell
the planet about our new:
A. Firewall.
B. Content security scheme.
C. VPN.
D. Log parser.
E. Pyramid Scheme.
7. It's that time, please revisit the ________ topic:
A. Mossad/Checkpoint.
B. $product/$backdoor.
C. $product/$hacked.
8. I'm an 31337 h4x0r phear me and give me a script to:
A. Bypass my company firewall.
B. Stop my admin from catching me.
C. Bypass your company firewall.
9. I'm a concerned user, and I just need help:
A. Convincing management how silly firewalls are.
B. Tunneling things through my company firewall, that security stuff
is keeping all my friends out of my computer!
C. Hiding my inappropriate computer us... erm research on the
social aspects of graphic nudity in the workplace.
D. Running this Anna thing off my Hotmail/AOL account.
10. Generate random:
A. 1 line post with 12 line signature.
B. Two word reply copying 800 lines of quoted text.
C. Flamebait for Paul Robertson.
D. Contract hiring requirements.
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Sorry, I have been assimilated, resistance was obviously futile...
Paul
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