I'm simply in tears....
At 05:09 PM 5/15/2001 -0400, Paul D. Robertson wrote:
>On Tue, 15 May 2001, Eric N. Valor wrote:
>
> > .... that we're on the verge of yet another holy-war over the "best" *NIX
> > platform?
> >
> > I thought we'd been over all this a few months ago.
>
>Welcome to the firewall Autoposter- Your next post will be scheduled for
>90 days from today, please choose an option for today's post:
>************************************************************
>
>1. What is the best _________
>
> A. Firewall
> B. VPN
> C. VLAN
> D. OS
> E. IDS
>
>2. I think everyone should use _______
>
> A. My favorite firewall.
> B. My favorite OS.
> C. Happy safe thoughts.
>
>3. What's wrong with _________
>
> A. Opening all the ports on my firewall.
> B. FTP.
> C. Still calling it secure if I open every port my users WANT,
> after all, it's about what they WANT, not what security needs!
> D. [Generate random list of products]
>
>4. Can you do my homework, I need to know about:
>
> A. The different kinds of firewalls, 1500 words, double spaced.
> B. Writing a firewall, please send code.
> C. Whatever Ben Nagy just wrote about, he uses big words!
>
>5. Please fix my:
>
> A. Network address scheme, those subnet things confuse me.
> B. DNS, I know it's got something to do with names and number thingies.
> C. Web server, it got haxored, and I want to do the minimal ammount of
> work to provide a new target.
>
>6. Our product is the greatest thing since sliced bread, we must tell
> the planet about our new:
>
> A. Firewall.
> B. Content security scheme.
> C. VPN.
> D. Log parser.
> E. Pyramid Scheme.
>
>7. It's that time, please revisit the ________ topic:
>
> A. Mossad/Checkpoint.
> B. $product/$backdoor.
> C. $product/$hacked.
>
>8. I'm an 31337 h4x0r phear me and give me a script to:
>
> A. Bypass my company firewall.
> B. Stop my admin from catching me.
> C. Bypass your company firewall.
>
>9. I'm a concerned user, and I just need help:
>
> A. Convincing management how silly firewalls are.
> B. Tunneling things through my company firewall, that security stuff
> is keeping all my friends out of my computer!
> C. Hiding my inappropriate computer us... erm research on the
> social aspects of graphic nudity in the workplace.
> D. Running this Anna thing off my Hotmail/AOL account.
>
>10. Generate random:
>
> A. 1 line post with 12 line signature.
> B. Two word reply copying 800 lines of quoted text.
> C. Flamebait for Paul Robertson.
> D. Contract hiring requirements.
>
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>
>Sorry, I have been assimilated, resistance was obviously futile...
>
>Paul
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>Paul D. Robertson "My statements in this message are personal opinions
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> PSB#9280
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Eric N. Valor
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Webmeister/Inetservices
Lutris Technologies
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