>
> I'm simply in tears....
>
> At 05:09 PM 5/15/2001 -0400, Paul D. Robertson wrote:
> >On Tue, 15 May 2001, Eric N. Valor wrote:
> >
> > > .... that we're on the verge of yet another holy-war over the "
best" *NIX
> > > platform?
> > >
> > > I thought we'd been over all this a few months ago.
> >
> >Welcome to the firewall Autoposter- Your next post will be
scheduled for
> >90 days from today, please choose an option for today's post:
> >************************************************************
> >
> >1. What is the best _________
> >
> > A. Firewall
> > B. VPN
> > C. VLAN
> > D. OS
> > E. IDS
> >
> >2. I think everyone should use _______
> >
> > A. My favorite firewall.
> > B. My favorite OS.
> > C. Happy safe thoughts.
> >
> >3. What's wrong with _________
> >
> > A. Opening all the ports on my firewall.
> > B. FTP.
> > C. Still calling it secure if I open every port my users WANT,
> > after all, it's about what they WANT, not what security needs!
> > D. [Generate random list of products]
> >
> >4. Can you do my homework, I need to know about:
> >
> > A. The different kinds of firewalls, 1500 words, double spaced.
> > B. Writing a firewall, please send code.
> > C. Whatever Ben Nagy just wrote about, he uses big words!
> >
> >5. Please fix my:
> >
> > A. Network address scheme, those subnet things confuse me.
> > B. DNS, I know it's got something to do with names and number
thingies.
> > C. Web server, it got haxored, and I want to do the minimal
ammount of
> > work to provide a new target.
> >
> >6. Our product is the greatest thing since sliced bread, we must
tell
> > the planet about our new:
> >
> > A. Firewall.
> > B. Content security scheme.
> > C. VPN.
> > D. Log parser.
> > E. Pyramid Scheme.
> >
> >7. It's that time, please revisit the ________ topic:
> >
> > A. Mossad/Checkpoint.
> > B. $product/$backdoor.
> > C. $product/$hacked.
> >
> >8. I'm an 31337 h4x0r phear me and give me a script to:
> >
> > A. Bypass my company firewall.
> > B. Stop my admin from catching me.
> > C. Bypass your company firewall.
> >
> >9. I'm a concerned user, and I just need help:
> >
> > A. Convincing management how silly firewalls are.
> > B. Tunneling things through my company firewall, that security
stuff
> > is keeping all my friends out of my computer!
> > C. Hiding my inappropriate computer us... erm research on the
> > social aspects of graphic nudity in the workplace.
> > D. Running this Anna thing off my Hotmail/AOL account.
> >
> >10. Generate random:
> >
> > A. 1 line post with 12 line signature.
> > B. Two word reply copying 800 lines of quoted text.
> > C. Flamebait for Paul Robertson.
> > D. Contract hiring requirements.
> >
> >*********************************************************************
> >
> >Sorry, I have been assimilated, resistance was obviously futile...
> >
> >Paul
> >---------------------------------------------------------------------
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> >Paul D. Robertson "My statements in this message are personal
opinions
> >[EMAIL PROTECTED] which may have no basis whatsoever in fact."
> >
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