LOLOLOLOL

"Is this because their job will be
fixing someone else's 5 year old spaghetti code? Then the kicker is
that this person must be in the Detroit area or willing to relocate."

Just had to laugh, that was hilarious

On 9/15/06, hank williams <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

I am all for job postings, but I gotta tell ya, sometimes they just
say silly things.

4 years developing flash.
must know AS1 and AS2
Software development person (programmed before flash I presume)
Background in other languages and systems
Familiarity with design patterns
Good understanding of basic database issues
Not a position for an artist or designer.
Must be willing to relocate to Detroit area.

Ok, first of all, most people who have been doing flash for 4+ years
are artists or designers. Almost no serious programming was even
possible in flash before AS2 so by defining 4 years you are
essentially insisting that someone *not* be someone who "has a
background in other languages and systems". I'm not saying they don't
exist at all, but it is such a silly requirement because it
inappropriately limits the pool. Of course insisting that someone be
an expert in AS1 is even more silly. Is this because their job will be
fixing someone else's 5 year old spaghetti code? Then the kicker is
that this person must be in the Detroit area or willing to relocate.

So in my mind, they are looking for the tiny pool of people that
studied computer science but were also interested in animation and so
dabbled in flash before it was "real programmer ready" and are willing
to move to one of the most depressed metropolitan areas in the US. And
I bet they wanna pay like 70-80k. Why cant people write intelligent
job specs. Oh and by the way I am not looking for a job I just find
this annoying that neither I nor any of the excellent programmers I
know (and I know quite a few) would qualify for this job.

I really wonder where some of these job specs come from.

Hank


On 9/15/06, swfer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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>
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