--- Kathy Forer <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > "Man Bites
Dog"
> 42-page book made of fur, teeth, skin and bones
> story so far: 14 wolverines and one lap dog chase a
> badger. But the
> badger is too fast and burrows beneath a paintbrush
> stuck in a stone.
> In the burrow are mushrooms and grain. The badger
> makes a badger
> ambrosia of the grain and mushrooms and is soon
> asleep. Hours later,
> the badger is awakened by the noise of wood against
> stone. It is night
> and the lap dog is yapping. The wolverines have
> surrounded the stone
> and are chanting an incantation. The badger doesn't
> breathe, not a
> whisker moves.
The badger quickly whips out his magic asbestos
underpants and puts them on. He flings open the
serving hatch and grabs the vial of sacred weasel
water and makes a dash for the burrow entrance and
confronts the seething mass of writhing wolverines
squirming around the stone which is now glowing with a
strange phosphorescent throb!
>
>
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