> Walking to work one day, a lady passes a pet shop > where a parrot is > sitting on a perch outside. The parrot takes one > look at her and > says: "Awwwwwk! Hey! You are one one fat ugly > bitch!" Well, you can > imagine her reaction. She turns and storms away. > > Coming home from work that day, she passes the > parrot, who instantly > recognizes her. "Awwwwwk!" it says. "Hey! You are > one fat ugly > bitch!" She absolutely cannot believe this, but she > controls her > temper and heads home. > > The next day, same thing- but twice as loud. > "Awwwwwk! Hey! You are > one fat ugly bitch!" the parrot says. Other > pedestrians stop in shock > and stare at the woman, who is mortified. > > Unable to take it any more, she throws open the door > to the pet > store, charges up to the manager, and threatens to > sue the store and > kill the bird if he doesn't get the parrot to cut it > out. The manager > apologizes profusely and promises to have a talk > with the bird. > > The next day, she is walking to work when she sees > the bird in its > usual spot. "Awwwwwk!" it says. "Hey lady!" > > She pauses and scowls at the bird and yells: > "What!?!" > > The bird smiles and winks at her. "You know."
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