-- On Wed, 9/9/09, Drsolly <[email protected]> wrote:

> I can tell there's sarcasm or irony there, by the tone of voice, but other  
> than that, I cannot work out what this posting is about.

> Could someone give me some pukka gen on this?

Sorry, sometimes we forget that the entire world doesn't revolve around our 
24-hour news cycle, and if I recall you're from that odd foreign country where 
people mash bangers (whatever they are) and walk around saying "yoicks!" and 
"tally-ho!" and such things.  Let me clarify:

The US has a president, and a vocal minority of the opposition party are 
convinced he is the Second Coming of Hitler (literally), having recently been 
thawed out from his orbital cryogenic womb.  The president made a ten-minute 
video presentation to school children that was to be delivered yesterday, and 
said bat-guano minority threatened to "take our kids out of school to protect 
their incredibly fragile minds from his commie indoctrination!!!", so in my 
state (like a Province, but moreso) the school board issued a directive that 
schools would have to get permission from the parents of all the students - in 
the 24 hours before a holiday weekend - (alternately, the principal of the 
school could choose to hit him/herself in the face with a bat for three hours, 
but he had to have the act videotaped and notarized).

So, in the end, the tinfoil-wearing parents of my state successfully protected 
my children from being exposed to this life-altering video clip, thereby saving 
them from a lifetime of servitude as sex-slaves in the state-run child 
whorehouses that will be the inevitable end-result of the current alien 
dictatorship.

Is the snark-free version more clear?

-chris


      
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