Why don't we decapitate the Union organizer's heads, and stick their heads on a pick with a sign under saying "Head of the last Union Steward... this is now a non union shop to keep costs down" :-)
Michael P. Blanchard Senior Security Engineer, CISSP, GCIH, CCSA-NGX, MCSE Office of Information Security & Risk Management EMC ² Corporation 32 Coslin Drive Southboro, MA 01772 -----Original Message----- From: funsec-boun...@linuxbox.org [mailto:funsec-boun...@linuxbox.org] On Behalf Of Rich Kulawiec Sent: Tuesday, November 20, 2012 4:45 PM To: funsec@linuxbox.org Subject: Re: [funsec] Twinkipocalypse averted I have an alternate solution, which I think would be quite effective. Unfortunately, sadly, tragically, it's not legal. Pity. However: Given that they were trying to hand out executive bonuses while simultaneously laying off workers, I would suggest decapitating the corporate officers and permanently mounting their heads on iron posts outside corporate HQ as a subtle reminder to their successors. I realize that this would incur a one-time expense -- and I have no idea what the current market rates are for quality executioners, although iron posts are quite cheap -- but on the other hand, the resulting decrease in compensation (inluding bonuses) should be far more than adequate to cover it. Now I realize that this is lenient, perhaps excessively so. But in an effort to promote a kinder, gentler society I think we can afford the luxury of extending mercy to them far greater than they have ever demonstrated. ---rsk _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list. _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
