Hi Dark,
Is this funny or vindictive?
If it was meant as light hearted then I will admit it is very creative.
Otherwise I'd like to point out that most of the content seems in
response to a thread that you started by challenging small time indie
developers to find a way to keep their games supported on versions of
operating systems that Microsoft, a company with at least 1000
developers, has decided to stop supporting.
We're just normal people working hard to make games. Nobody is getting
rich here.
Please try to keep the dialog civil.
Ian Reed
On 5/1/2013 6:23 PM, dark wrote:
Hello gamers.
Welcome to this new audio action puzzle game, the latest release from dropdead
entertainment, the same company who brought you such classic audio games as
aliens in my backside, mucky business and rusty penny.
The object of the game is simple, change as many gamers minds as possible as to
what operating system they will use. To do this, various gamers are stacked in
9 piles of 13 each (don't ask how we get them to stay in a stack, ---- it
involves nails). Each will say the system they prefer as you arrow over them,
systems can be windows, lynux, mac, pocket calculator or abacus, and the
gamers' screams of pain (remember the nails?), will increase to indicate the
size of the stack.
Each turn you must position one gamer atop a stack. Placing 3 or more with a
similar preference together, and they will be removed from the game and added
to your score.
The game also comes with the following mmodes:
Limited user base, in which you must convince only a set number of gamers which
is the right operating system (the rest don't matter), and dynamite power user,
which is the same as the main game accept that any gamers who fail to make
their minds up (despite the nails), will be blown up with dynamite.
Reacting change may be installed on all platforms, however note that to install
the game you must first install a copy of the game, since without a copy of the
game already installed it will be impossible to register the files the game
needs to install, also note that the game needs to be installed in whatever
directory your planning to install the game into, other directories won't work.
The game can be perchiced directly from Drop dead entertainment for the small
price of ten thousand dollars. This is a reduction from the price of twenty
thousand dollars we charged for our previous titles, so though there is no demo
of the game we think the price is quite reasonable!
For those users who prefer, the game may also be perchiced from the crap store
on various systems.
Also, we are very proud of the new security system we have for the game, which
is not to sell any copies, since that way we will lose nothing to piracy
either, and we think this is best for our customers and ourselves.
So what are you waiting for! go and download reacting change now, ---- or else!
Yours sincerely, john mcslaughter, ceo drop dead entertainment!
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