Well I am happy you guys liked that, I hope you are not in to much
trouble, no one wants to see you blummed.
I don't know what blumming means but it sounds really bad.
On 10/06/2016 12:11 p.m., dark wrote:
Hi Jeremy.
The good news is I found that lots of fun. The bad news is I played that
to Mrs. Dark, and while she wasmost amused, she's threatening
imprications both about the "serve and obey" and the "man and machine",
parts.
I will attempt to explain to her that these two parts cancel each other
out on the basis that any computer's operating system means by
definition that obedience is out of the question,however she's not
entirely convinced and is making much threats of "blumming!" as to what
this means, your better of not knowing.
thanks for the laugh, though i'd avoid any tiny, incoherent sopranos
just in case.
All the best,
Dark and Mrs. Dark.
----- Original Message ----- From: "Jeremy Brown" <tyr...@gmail.com>
To: "gamers" <gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Thursday, June 09, 2016 8:07 PM
Subject: Re: [Audyssey] wedding report
From the San Francisco Daily Listener's StumbleOver page
Today, Mr. Dark (no first name) and Mrs. Dark (no first name) were wed
in a mysterious ceremony in the First Church of Stereophonix here on
Telegraph Hill. Guests were each issued with a blindfold, a joy
stick, and a six foot paddle. Guests were instructed to wait until
the DarkBeeper was 80% of the way in their right ear before employing
the six foot paddle. Unfortunately, a number of guests grew excited
and a massive paddle brawl nearly broke out.
Mendelsohn's Processional was used as is traditional, but occasional
pops signaled when guests were supposed to jump. If the guest failed
to jump properly, they were forced to begin once more at the back of
the church.
As the last chords faded, the voice of the officiant a Professor Audry
O Games began delivering the traditional message of unity and joyous
celebrations. Guests were encouraged to center the celebrant's voice
and to press the button on top of their joysticks repeatedly. If the
voice came too close to a guest, they were forced to begin, once more,
at the back of the church.
At the height of the festivities, Mr Dark and Mrs. Dark exchanged vows
by hurling these from opposite sides of the church at each other's
audio signature. Reports say that MRS. Dark's hear and obey vows were
a perfect hit, while Mr. Dark's love and cherish vows missed by a
matter of only tenths of a second. Reportedly, the groom muttered
something about bloody reaction tests and stomped off. The celebrant
Professor Audry O Games pronounced the Darks man and machine, and the
reception began.
However, as of yet, no one in the wedding party has managed to pass
either the flash photographer nor the whirling fan blades in front of
the door to the reception hall.
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