roflrofl! keep it up phil imanine if tom actually made the game like that On 3/22/08, Yohandy <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > hahahaha! Love it man! > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Gamers Discussion list" <[email protected]> > Sent: Saturday, March 22, 2008 10:02 AM > Subject: [Audyssey] Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge > > > > Games we'd like to play. > > Tom Ward's Revenge > > > > Welcome to Mysteries of the Aztecs, Tom Ward's Revenge," a new and > > exciting > > fast action side-scroller from USA Games Interactive. > > > > Eight years ago a California programmer invaded the once great accessible > > game market Empire, captured the majority of game sales, looted the > > customers of their gold and gems, and crushed the spirit of other game > > producers. Those who rebelled were put to shame, and those that remained > > were enslaved. Yet, the California programmer had not finished his Aztec > > game. > > > > Almost instantly myths and legends began to circulate among the unwary > > customers that the Aztec game was finished. There were offers of > > pre-release > > discounts and many of the customers believed that the game would be > > released > > soon. A game purchase would grant the bravest of game players a sneak > > preview. But years passed, and the game was all but forgotten. Other games > > grew up to cover thoughts of the Aztec game, and it fell into ruins. > > Scholars had speculated that the Aztec game was a myth made up by the > > California programmer until it was restarted in 2006 thanks to USA Games' > > modern programming knowledge. > > > > Immediately upon the source code transfer world renown game producer, Tom > > Ward, set out to finish the game code. Days after reaching the conclusion > > that the source code could not be completed, Tom started a new game from > > scratch. > > > > Two years later an attack of vicious lawyers made even this new version > > unpalatable. > > > > Tom decided it would take too long to start the game over and thought it > > would be easier to do a different game, but complaints from customers has > > forced him to reconsider his decision. > > > > So finally Tom Ward has his revenge and Angela Summers, has decided to > > reveal who she really is and enter the Aztec game of death as the first > > transvestite accessible game character. > > > > In this demo you will be able to explore your female qualities while still > > having the body of a male. > > A long the way she will gather dropped clothing, collect precious diamond > > earrings and gold bracelets, find beautiful blonde wigs, collect perfume > > bottles, recover lost falcies, and must over come the most dangerous item > > in > > the Temple Of Death, boxes of chocolate. > > > > You must skip, hop, and flounce through 12 action pact levels filled with > > mystery and danger. You will climb stone staircases, find gold and silver > > keys, unlock ancient stone doors, locate hidden passages and treasure > > rooms, > > navigate over lava pits, avoid rolling boulders, jump over swinging > > blades, > > avoid falling spikes, swim across under ground lakes, climb swinging > > ropes, > > while trying to keep her makeup fresh and her wig on straight. > > > > Assuming you are able to over come these horrors you will be put to the > > ultimate test. Deep inside the Temple of Death the California programmer > > will face you in combat. Will you be able to defeat the dreaded James > > North? > > > > Smiles, > > Phil > > > > > > --- > > Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] > > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > > list, > > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] >
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