Hi Nicol, Hmmm...me thinks that last level was quitea bit like...some game. Oh wait...Monkey Business! <Grin>
Best Regards, Hayden -----Original Message----- From: gamers-boun...@audyssey.org [mailto:gamers-boun...@audyssey.org] On Behalf Of burakyuksek Sent: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 5:38 AM To: Gamers Discussion list Subject: Re: [Audyssey] games we'd like to play: toilet madness This is a good idea too! saygilar sevgiler. ----- Original Message ----- From: "NIcol" <nicoljaco...@telkomsa.net> To: "'Gamers Discussion list'" <gamers@audyssey.org> Sent: Tuesday, March 08, 2011 12:05 PM Subject: [Audyssey] games we'd like to play: toilet madness > Plot and objective: > The game character is a wealthy citizen residing in Maryland, USA. > He loves to go out, especially to pubs. > He especially loves his beer. > One night things just went out of control. > Some suggest a person must separate drinks with a lot of water. > Well, that's exactly what this guy did. > He had 3 500 ml draft beers separated with huge glasses of water. > You can just guess what happens next. > You're right, this guy needs the toilet urgently! > So he goes to the toilet of the pub. > He sits on it, ready to wee. > But before he could wee, the toilet teleports him to a forest. > There our game character is attacked by many little elves, they shoot > paint > balls at him. > Each time you are hit by a paint ball, you lose 5 percent health. > Your character will start breathing once your health gets low. > Locate honey combs in the forest and eat the honey to raise your health. > Your objective here is to run to where an elve is before he can shoot a > paint ball at you by using 3d game movement similar to shades of doom. > Once you are 1 feet away from him, your character will wee on his feet, > causing ugly warts there. > The elve sees the warts and scream and run away, warning his mates to run > away. Your character sees a longdrop in the distance. > Long drops are used in olden days before people invented toilets. > Your character notices that this particular long drop has a metal border > around it .Your character just thinks that this border is just there to > make > it fancy .So your character sitss on the longdrop, ready to wee and there > he > gets teleported again, this time you find yourself in a long underground > passage in the process of caving in. > Run with 3d game movement under the falling debree through this passage, > occasionally ducking with control down arrow to miss big stones falling. > At the end of the passage is a door leading to a toilet. > You enter the door and sit on the toilet and finish weeing. > Just after you finished weeing, just before you intend to look around to > see where the lever is to flush the toilet, the toilet teleports you to a > lawn patch. Your character will say: > "ah, what a relief! My bladder is at last empty!" > This is the final level. > Here you must see how many monkeys you can catch with your net and how > many > coins you can locate and pick up in the set time for bonus points by > using > 3d game movement and spacebar to catch a monkey. > > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > list, > please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/gamers@audyssey.org. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.
