No, this guy in my game idea never ate all-bran crackers.
He only had 3 500 ml draft beers with glasses of water in between.
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Sent: 09 March 2011 06:20 AM
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Subject: Re: [Audyssey] games we'd like to play: toilet madness

That sounds like some serious delirium tremens.  The problem is though, that

just as he's teleported to that final level, the all-bran crackers he ate 
the previous day have kicked in, and his belly is racked with terrible 
cramps, which impede his movement.  If he moves too fast, ... well the odor 
is quite horrific and he loses health points.  If he moves too slow, the 
pressure builds and builds, eventually leading to an all-out cataclysmic 
explosion.  "Ugh!  I'm never touching those crackers again."
Ken Downey
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