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From: "dark" <d...@xgam.org>
To: <Gamers@audyssey.org>
Sent: Monday, June 13, 2011 7:02 PM
Subject: [Audyssey] Games we'd like to play, scammers 4
Play a greedy shyster, an ambiscious con artist or a ruthless programmer
in this highly addictive game creation simulation game.
Build your scam from the ground up adding parts such as convincing
description, realistic gameplay and consistant plot then challenge
customers in exciting sales battles.
Earn lots of cash, plus various awards and medels such as the Shil master
award, the Bill gates award for ruthlessness, the scumbag medel of
dishonour and the legion of lies, as you attempt to scam as many people as
possible with this entirely ficticious game.
Explore new markits and genres and higher partnes to assist you in your
adventures, but be careful they do not turn on you, also always be aware
that discovery could lead to loss of proffits, prison, and of course
everyone knowing just what a lousy wrotten scumbag you are!
All customers have a suspicion level which will rise throughout the game,
and you'll need to work increasingly hard spending many hours on your fake
project to keep those suspicions at zero.
Scammers 4 will feature fullly featured audion, support for all known
screne readers pluss come with a small computerized robot to read the
screen, will run on every single platform and will be both single and
multiplayer.
The game will be released sometime iin the near future, or else the
slightly further off future, or maybe the disant ffuture.
in fact a certain release date is set for July, or august, or september,
or maybe even october december or next january depending upon many
factors, however this is subject to change (like when the month changes).
Preorders of the game will be used to both further developement and
promote accessible games in the mainstream industry by making the
developer so rich he can hier a bunch of thugs to kidnap ceo's of capcom
and nintendo and beat them with sticks until they authorize the creation
of accessible games, however this is obviously a costly process sinse
thugs do not come cheapk, and thus to support this effort please preorder
a copy of Scammers 4, and future games in the scammers series.
The game will retail for 500 dollars, however preordering will get you a
discount of 1 dollar, so please send a check for the amount of 499 dollars
and when the game is released you will recieve an activation code, ----
possibly!
Use paypal it's fast, loose and insicure!
All the best,
Jack m good, cheaf developer of hedsgone soft.
Note, all dealings of this company are represented by cheatum and Dash,
celicitors.
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