Hi Dark,

Lol! I haven't laughed that hard in a long while. Thanks for the
jokes. Keep them coming..

Cheers!


On 6/13/11, dark <d...@xgam.org> wrote:
> Play a greedy shyster, an ambiscious con artist or a ruthless programmer in
> this highly addictive game creation simulation game.
>
> Build your scam from the ground up adding parts such as convincing
> description, realistic gameplay and consistant plot then challenge customers
> in exciting sales battles.
>
> Earn lots of cash, plus various awards and medels such as the Shil master
> award, the Bill gates award for ruthlessness, the scumbag medel of dishonour
> and the legion of lies, as you attempt to scam as many people as possible
> with this entirely ficticious game.
>
> Explore new markits and genres and higher partnes to assist you in your
> adventures, but be careful they do not turn on you, also always be aware
> that discovery could lead to loss of proffits, prison, and of course
> everyone knowing just what a lousy wrotten scumbag you are!
>
> All customers have a suspicion level which will rise throughout the game,
> and you'll need to work increasingly hard spending many hours on your fake
> project to keep those suspicions at zero.
>
> Scammers 4 will feature fullly featured audion, support for all known screne
> readers pluss come with a small computerized robot to read the screen, will
> run on every single platform and will be both single and multiplayer.
>
> The game will be released sometime iin the near future, or else the slightly
> further off future, or maybe the disant ffuture.
>
> in fact a certain release date is set for July, or august, or september, or
> maybe even october december or next january depending upon many factors,
> however this is subject to change (like when the month changes).
>
> Preorders of the game will be used to both further developement and promote
> accessible games in the mainstream industry by making the developer so rich
> he can hier a bunch of thugs to kidnap ceo's of capcom and nintendo and beat
> them with sticks until they authorize the creation of accessible games,
> however this is obviously a costly process sinse thugs do not come cheapk,
> and thus to support this effort please preorder a copy of Scammers 4, and
> future games in the scammers series.
>
> The game will retail for 500 dollars, however preordering will get you a
> discount of 1 dollar, so please send a check for the amount of 499 dollars
> and when the game is released you will recieve an activation code, ----
> possibly!
>
> Use paypal it's fast, loose and insicure!
>
> All the best,
>
> Jack m good, cheaf developer of hedsgone soft.
>
> Note, all dealings of this company are represented by cheatum and Dash,
> celicitors.
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