Hi Dark, Lol! I haven't laughed that hard in a long while. Thanks for the jokes. Keep them coming..
Cheers! On 6/13/11, dark <d...@xgam.org> wrote: > Play a greedy shyster, an ambiscious con artist or a ruthless programmer in > this highly addictive game creation simulation game. > > Build your scam from the ground up adding parts such as convincing > description, realistic gameplay and consistant plot then challenge customers > in exciting sales battles. > > Earn lots of cash, plus various awards and medels such as the Shil master > award, the Bill gates award for ruthlessness, the scumbag medel of dishonour > and the legion of lies, as you attempt to scam as many people as possible > with this entirely ficticious game. > > Explore new markits and genres and higher partnes to assist you in your > adventures, but be careful they do not turn on you, also always be aware > that discovery could lead to loss of proffits, prison, and of course > everyone knowing just what a lousy wrotten scumbag you are! > > All customers have a suspicion level which will rise throughout the game, > and you'll need to work increasingly hard spending many hours on your fake > project to keep those suspicions at zero. > > Scammers 4 will feature fullly featured audion, support for all known screne > readers pluss come with a small computerized robot to read the screen, will > run on every single platform and will be both single and multiplayer. > > The game will be released sometime iin the near future, or else the slightly > further off future, or maybe the disant ffuture. > > in fact a certain release date is set for July, or august, or september, or > maybe even october december or next january depending upon many factors, > however this is subject to change (like when the month changes). > > Preorders of the game will be used to both further developement and promote > accessible games in the mainstream industry by making the developer so rich > he can hier a bunch of thugs to kidnap ceo's of capcom and nintendo and beat > them with sticks until they authorize the creation of accessible games, > however this is obviously a costly process sinse thugs do not come cheapk, > and thus to support this effort please preorder a copy of Scammers 4, and > future games in the scammers series. > > The game will retail for 500 dollars, however preordering will get you a > discount of 1 dollar, so please send a check for the amount of 499 dollars > and when the game is released you will recieve an activation code, ---- > possibly! > > Use paypal it's fast, loose and insicure! > > All the best, > > Jack m good, cheaf developer of hedsgone soft. > > Note, all dealings of this company are represented by cheatum and Dash, > celicitors. > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://firstname.lastname@example.org. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org. > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to gamers-unsubscr...@audyssey.org. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://email@example.com. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to gamers-ow...@audyssey.org.