Subject: *🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣*
*🤣Wonderful Definitions🤣* *🟡School* A place where Parents pay, and children play. *Life Insurance* A contract that keeps you poor all your life, so that you can die Rich. *🟤Nurse*: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills. *🟣Marriage* It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree, and a woman gains her masters.. *⚫Tears* The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. *🟣Conference* The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *🔵Conference Room* A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on. *🟢Father* A banker provided by nature *⚫Boss* Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early *Politician* One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after *🟠 HOSPITAL* An institution which holds your ills by pills and kills you by bills. *😁Smile* A curve that can set a lot of things straight. *🟢Office* A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. *🟡Yawn* The only time married men ever get to open their mouth. *🔵Etc*. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. *🟤Committee* Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. LAUGHTER MAKES LIFE Easy 😍😀👏 -- Anda menerima pesan ini karena Anda berlangganan grup "GELORA45" dari Google Grup. Untuk berhenti berlangganan dan berhenti menerima email dari grup ini, kirim email ke [email protected]. Untuk melihat diskusi ini di web, kunjungi https://groups.google.com/d/msgid/gelora1945/CAG8tavibmNykYKCszkzWCZXGXeEOf%3DoA93DfkUkrrgSAxxyAOw%40mail.gmail.com.
