Yesterday I needed a 64-bit machine running Windows 7 - I looked around on-line 
and found a cheap little Lenovo laptop at Office Depot for $399 - OK, so I'll 
get it and swap it out with the sales demo machine once I'm done testing the 
64-bit installers that I'm writing and my daughter can have the old laptop (a 
Toshiba running Vista) for Christmas.  New machines all round - everyone's 
happy.

It looked like the local (Millerville) Office Depot had the Lenovo in stock so, 
five minutes later I'm up there, credit card in hand.  Turns out they did have 
it, but it was the floor model - they jumped on the phone (nice folks there, 
very helpful) and they found on at the Cortana Mall store and sent me there.

I get to the Cortana Mall Office Depot, introduce myself (I should point out 
that I'm wearing a new pair of dark jeans and a t-shirt that says, "Go Away - 
or I will replace you with a very small shell script") and after five minutes 
the manager turns up with the laptop, boxed and ready to go.  I hold my hand 
out to take it.  He doesn't offer me the box and the conversation starts;

OD: "What are you going to do with this machine?"
ME: (thinks, "none of your damn business") but sweetly, "I'm writing an 
installer and I need to test it in a standard 64-bit environment"

OD: "It this Business or Home use"
ME: "Business"

OD: "You'll be needing a copy of Microsoft Office then"
ME: "No Thanks, I just want a standard machine without any other software"

OD: "What about editing documents, you'll need a copy of Word"
ME: (thinks, "When did EMACS go out of fashion?"), No thanks, I just need a 
basic machine."

OD: "What about Outlook for emailing?"
ME: "No thanks, I just need a basic machine - nothing else."

OD: "This system has no Anti-virus software, you'll need Anti-virus software"
ME: "No Thanks, I won't be connecting it anything - look, can we just take it 
as read that you've tried to sell me all the software that you're required to 
try and sell me, and that I've refused to buy anything?"

OD: "We are required to tell you all of this when you buy a system - if this is 
for business then you'll need a copy of QuickBooks"
ME: "No thanks, I just need a test machine without any additional software"

OD: "We offer a service to setup the computer and install all your software"
ME: "No thanks, I don't need anything other than the operating system."

OD: "We can set the computer up for you and remove all the bloat ware and 
unwanted software"
ME: "No thanks, I can do that"

OD: "If this is for Business then you'll need the extended warranty"
ME: "No thanks, I don't need an extended warranty"

Buy this time we've crawfished over to the register and he hands the box to the 
girl at the register who smiles at me and says, "Cool T-shirt"

OD: Loudly, "Fetch me the LIMITED 14 DAY WARRANTY labels" and then to me, "This 
machine only has a 14 day warranty"
ME: (Thinking WTF 14 days!), "Why such a crappy warranty period?"

He sticks their standard limited 14-day return policy label on the box - that's 
standard, they've done that for years, and says, "We don't make these machines 
and at this price we limit the warranty to 14 days"

I think to myself, "If I can't debug the script in two weeks than I need 
another job."

So I paid for it and left the store, never to return to the Cortana Mall Office 
Depot store - EVER.

And getting the laptop back to the office, inside there's a little thank you 
note from Lenovo with a card saying that I have their standard 2 year warranty. 
 It boots, it runs like a charm ... unlike my 63-bit installer script - but 
that's another story.

Regards,
Edmund Cramp
-- 
Motion Lab Systems, Inc.
15045 Old Hammond Highway, Baton Rouge, LA  70816 USA
Tel: +1 (225) 272-7364 | Fax: +1 (225) 272-7336
Web: http://www.motion-labs.com
 


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