If the Indian government was a band: BEFORE
"We're gonna make the best album you've ever heard. The one you've deserved all this time! We're gonna bring real music back!" AFTER "But first, we will spend our entire album budget in building a giant fake guitar in the middle of the ocean" "And lynch anyone who doesn't use standard guitar tuning!" "Whoever doesn't sing our lyrics is anti-music!" "From midnight onwards, no more cables allowed for any instrument!" "Patanjali amplifiers, plectrums, sound cards, straps and handy chord formations for hit songs are the best!" "We will chop the fingers of the musician who writes his own songs." "Every song you play henceforth has to have the Aadhar chord." "We don't have any new songs because our vocalist is traveling." "The band before us played shitty songs. Why can't we?" -- Vishwesh Krishnamoorthy Aires Rodrigues Advocate High Court C/G-2, Shopping Complex Ribandar Retreat, Ribandar – Goa – 403006 Mobile No: 9822684372 Office Tel No: (0832) 2444012 Email: [email protected] Or [email protected] You can also reach me on Facebook.com/ AiresRodrigues Twitter@rodrigues_aires www.airesrodrigues.com
