Cecil pinto wrote:
Then a singular female galdiator camealong who dominated the bandwidth and
browbeat most of the womenposters into retreat, and flattered many of the major
male postersinto submission
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Hello, you've reached Goanet help-line for those suffering from Selma-fatigue.
If you're a woman who has been browbeaten into retreat, press 1
If you're a man who has been flattered into submission, press 2
For all other complaints, please hold.
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Meanwhile, please assist us in filling a telephone-survey. Which in your
opinion is the most pressing matter in Goa today? If you feel it is,
Mega-project, press 1
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Selma Carvalho, press 3
Do enjoy our selection of Alfred Rose songs, while you wait. Your call maybe
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(selma)
