LOOKS LIKE............ A man (Theo) was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man (Panddu) who asked him for a couple of Rupees for dinner. Theo took out his wallet, extracted Hundred Rupees and asked:- Theo: If I give you this money, you will drink liquor with it instead of dinner?
Panddu: Sir, I had to stop drinking years ago. Theo: Will you spend this money for smoking cigarettes, cigars or may be biddies instead of food? Panddu: No Sir, believe me, I haven't smoked for last 20 years. Theo: You may use it for gambling instead of buying food? Panddu: Once upon a time I used to gamble, but now I don't, I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive. Theo: Well, I will give you this money and also I am going to take you my home for a delicious dinner cooked by my wife. Panddu: (Astounded) Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I am dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting. Theo: Do you know something, my wife always quarrels with me because I drink, smoke and gamble. So it's important for me, that my wife look at you and realize what a man looks like after he has given up Drinking, Smoking and Gambling!!! Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
