On the word 'EXPOSE',
I am reminded of this joke which synchronizes my take on the topic of
George's write-up, thanks George, thanks Camilo.
Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for the
answer!
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an
elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs.
Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.. You
lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their
backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize
you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I
know you.."
The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the
room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the
opponent's lawyer)?"
She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a
normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in
the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different
women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice
said: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to
jail for contempt of court !!!
Cheers
floriano
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----- Original Message -----
From: "Camillo Fernandes" <[email protected]>
To: <[email protected]>
Cc: <[email protected]>; "selma car" <[email protected]>;
<[email protected]>; "freddyagnelo" <[email protected]>
Sent: Tuesday, July 27, 2010 8:02 PM
Subject: [Goanet] Bleddy Goans and an East Indian bugger
George Menezes write :
Whoever Godfrey Pereira is, we Goans need to either give him an award,
or pin a medal on his Bleddy East Indian chest.
Yes we should stand by leaders who with great risks are coming forward and
unitedly give our support so that politicians and vested interests know
that we all are united and they
cant go against the wishes of the people. It does not matter how little
we can contribute to the good cause, we should come forward to EXPOSE and
do our bit.
Best wishes. Dev borem korum.
Camilo
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