--- Hassan Zidan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: 

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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" 

 

That's Direct Marketing 

 

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." 

 

That's Advertising. 

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and get her telephone number. 

The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich.
Marry me." 

 

That's Telemarketing. 

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. 

You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her
and pour her a drink. 

You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she
drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way,
I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" 

 

That's Public Relations. 

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. 

She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich... 

 

That's Brand Recognition. 

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. 

You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" 

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. 

 

That's Customer Feedback 

 

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