Title: Rilek Kejap.....Siapa kata orang Finance tak Romantik? (Finance's Love - Joke Only)

Assalamu'alaikum!

Meh kita rilek kejap!  Ada orang kata kerja kat Finance memang "tension".   So, depa ni didakwa memang tak romantik.  Salah tu! 

Ni lah buktinya..........

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LOVE according to "Finance People"


I will CREDIT my love to you, if you DEBIT your love to me.I will record
our romance in a JOURNAL and POST it into the BALANCE of my heart.

I will keep your love in an ACCOUNT, based on DOUBLE-ENTRY. With this you
will know whether the BALANCE is CREDIT or DEBIT from my love to you.

Our romance is recorded in WORKSHEET. Sometimes needs ADJUSTING ENTRIES in
order to keep our love stable.

TRIAL BALANCE shows that we are serious in each other, because the TOTAL of
our love is actually one and equal.

So we do CLOSING ENTRIES when we agreed to marry.

PROFIT & LOSS statement, shows what happened then, let us see our BALANCE
SHEET what are our ASSETS and LIABILITIES  ???????????

Oh my god...........already have a dozen of kids....


PS : Pass it to all Finance people you know....Jangan mare.... joke aje!





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