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Assalamualaikum,
>PUZZLE 22:
>When asked which half of an apple he would like, 11-year-old Abu
>replied "the bigger half"; Adik Abu, Burn yang baru belajar pasal
>superlatives menyampuk "you mean, the biggest half". Siapa betul?
radindaeng: If it is a half ..then neither of the side is bigger
than the other...
bahar88: dua2nya salah sebab mana ada "bigger or biggest" half.Half
maknanya 1/2 @50%, tentu ler sama besau!!
JAWAPAN: Bijak, bijak, korang patut jadi wakil rakyat. Kita perlu
lebih ramai wakil rakyat yang bijak2.
>PUZZLE 23:
>A man stopped his car opposite a hotel and immediately knew that
>he was bankrupt. How?
radindaeng: his hotel was burning and not insured.
bahar88: sebab hotel tu dulunya rumah si mamat tu, tapi sekarang
dah dijadikan hotel selepas kena lelong oleh Danaharta.
he he he he.
JAWAPAN: Kreatif, kreatif. Korang memang layak jadi wakil rakyat.
Tapi jawapan sebonar ialah: dia orang tu tengah main
"monopoly" he he he he...
>PUZZLE 24:
>Ramli ran halfway into the forest in half an hour. Dollah claimed
>he had gone two-third of the way into the forest in the same time.
>But Ramli said that it was impossible. Why?
radindaeng: Ramli RAN halfway but Dollah was riding a vehicle into
the forest..so ..that explains it..
bahar88: impossible kerana si dollah dan ramly tu tengah bertekak
mengenai jarak dan masa masing2 ditempat/point yang sama.
Kalau mereka dah sampai ke jarak yang berbeza, mana mungkin
mereka bertembung/bertemu?
mencelah: Hebat sungguh si Dollah ni.Boleh ya dan boleh tidak.Tidak
kalau dia orang cakap secara bersemuka. Tapi melalui hand
set.....memang betul apa yang dolah kata.
JAWAPAN: Confirm!! Layak jadi YB kerana very imaginative. Namun
jawapan sebenar ialah. Bia seseorang tu dah sampai ketengah hutan,
perjalanan seterusnya ialah keluar hutan.
bahar88: bila lah agaknya engkau ni nak diam, adaaaa jer modal
engkau. kata pendiam!!
ME: pendiam is a verb = membuat sesuatu jadi diam. Bukan sifat.
Sekian
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