In <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>, on 03/20/2008
at 07:10 PM, Ed Finnell <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> said:
>'Fraid it's more serious these days. Had a friend whose dad was in
>'retirement village' after spouse passed away and was getting ready for
>dove season by cleaning his 12gauge and this guy kicks in the front
>door! So he snaps the breach and 'Says, hard to miss at this range' so
>the guy takes off running and made it about half way down the block
>before dead centering the dempster dumpster. When the county mounties
>arrived they wanted to know how many times he'd been shot? 'None, but
>he moved the dumpster about eight inches with his head...'
Who paid for the damage to the dumpster?
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ISO position; see <http://patriot.net/~shmuel/resume/brief.html>
We don't care. We don't have to care, we're Congress.
(S877: The Shut up and Eat Your spam act of 2003)
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